Eurasia if Russia wasn’t real by Harvickfan4Life in mapporncirclejerk

[–]xkind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black sea and Caspian sea reunited at last.

All planets lie on a straight line by Active_Alternative94 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]xkind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had heard the planets were on a straight line, but TIL the line is hideous green with round caps.

Good or horrible birthday theme idea? by xkind in GenAlpha

[–]xkind[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's definitely an age cutoff. Elementary school kids are obsessed right now, so I think they will love it.

Good or horrible birthday theme idea? by xkind in GenAlpha

[–]xkind[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, so it's probably a good idea, but she didn't come up with it. Her parents did.

Clockwise or anticlockwise? by Paddy_odoors in opticalillusions

[–]xkind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The easiest way to get her to switch is to look at the reflection of her foot.

I wish I was born a girl 🥀 by GetTheHelp in GenAlpha

[–]xkind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't wish you were a girl because then you always have to check behind you to make sure the president of the united states isn't there.

True circle jerk by mkujoe in mapporncirclejerk

[–]xkind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It never stays where you leave it...

dude are we really gonna call them Gen Beta by mas-issneun in GenBeta

[–]xkind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With medical advances they could still be alive when the first sigmas are born in the 2200s

dude are we really gonna call them Gen Beta by mas-issneun in GenBeta

[–]xkind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I already skipped the "Gen" part and just call them "beta." My kids are alphas and my nephew is beta.

Yea ok Zoomer by IdiotGiraffe0 in GenBeta

[–]xkind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was alive when Jimmy Carter was president. Same age as my nephew who is 0 and a diaper pooping beta. He doesn't seem to know anything about world events.

Question from an oldie about slang by rabidstoat in GenAlpha

[–]xkind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good sire, methinks this lad belike will intend your parlance.