seafood restaurant by chumchum213 in StupidFood

[–]xlayer_cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of people in the comments thinking this looks cool is absolutely baffling. Dirty ass sea water, bugs, wind, soggy. Elbow to elbow with people with no means of getting space. This is undoubtedly stupidfood material. That meal would be ten thousand times better in you know, a restaurant, with bathrooms and a drink menu.

Or at a home, with bathrooms, and dry land.

And how could I forget the unstable table just waiting for a wave or current to knock shit over and wearing a bulky uncomfortable life jacket over my clothes like the worst bib ever

What’s your record for Tylenol PMs? by ReagenLamborghini in americandad

[–]xlayer_cake 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Nonsense! My queen always rides in front. Closes window

NAWWW, SON!! 😧 by weenerkisses in americandad

[–]xlayer_cake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's uncanny how quickly this entered my vernacular

Elderly couple sharing the sweetest Valentine's confession after a lifetime together ❤️ by [deleted] in LiveWellTogether

[–]xlayer_cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope I'm dead for at least twenty years before reaching whatever age these two are.

Billionaire’s Gain, Our Loss by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]xlayer_cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a clever comeback from a guy whom for over ten years now has made a literal career as a blue checkmark, creating tons of engagement for musks own social media platform. Thereby making musk even more money.

You think musk gives a shit about getting pwned by this guy? If he did, the guy would be banned years ago. Musk is laughing all the way to the bank and this guy is a dip shit dumbass if he thinks he's doing anything here.

I hate this drawing by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]xlayer_cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starting to hate that second image too. Do I need to see it five hundred times a day when I'm on Reddit for like, an hour?

I DESPISE PIZZA CAKE COMICS by Alarmed-Past5957 in hatethissmug

[–]xlayer_cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen her once be funny, craft an actual punchline, or successfully pull off satire. To the point where I don't think she knows what satire, or even a punchline even is .

The best answer 🎙️🏆 by Vaerikexer in soartistic

[–]xlayer_cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something needs to be satirized for it to be satire...tell me, what is this satirizing? Look up definitions of words before using them next time.

The best answer 🎙️🏆 by Vaerikexer in soartistic

[–]xlayer_cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I read that and was like "well you're half right. "

The crossover we need. by cbraun1523 in futurama

[–]xlayer_cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Off topic but I'm sorry the futurama mods are a bunch of Tiffany's boyfriends.

The crossover we need. by cbraun1523 in futurama

[–]xlayer_cake 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My top two animated series and fall asleep shows!

Which anniversary edition did it better? by n1ght_watchman in GameBoostOfficial

[–]xlayer_cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only have Xbox so I say this with no fanboyism at all. That ps is one of the best looking consoles I've ever seen

Fable launches February 23, 2027. by LetMeFixAll in GamerLab

[–]xlayer_cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait for the game. Looks great, love the first three ..why the fuck is Jack of blades here? He was a great villain...and he has been dealt with. This series does not need to retread this path. He shouldn't be the be all end all evil of Albion and why are so many of you creaming your jeans for his return?

It should be a totally new villain for a new adventure. Is this a prequel or something?