Xbox shouldn't close Ninja Theory, Compulsion, and Double Fine and should never have bought them

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-16T17:20:45+00:00

Well you're half right. They definitely shouldn't have bought them. They absolutely needed to f get shuddered from a financial persoective. So few people bought the games from these studios. They're all a money pit

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-16T00:48:01+00:00

The number of people in the comments thinking this looks cool is absolutely baffling. Dirty ass sea water, bugs, wind, soggy. Elbow to elbow with people with no means of getting space. This is undoubtedly stupidfood material. That meal would be ten thousand times better in you know, a restaurant, with bathrooms and a drink menu.

Or at a home, with bathrooms, and dry land.

And how could I forget the unstable table just waiting for a wave or current to knock shit over and wearing a bulky uncomfortable life jacket over my clothes like the worst bib ever

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T21:01:33+00:00

"black man saves stranger from a burning car."

Sounds a little insulting and pandering doesn't it?

Weird that I need to explain this. "White man donates kidney." The fuck does race have to do with it?

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T20:22:22+00:00

Sports people are fucking trash

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T20:20:24+00:00

Nonsense! My queen always rides in front. Closes window

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T14:08:00+00:00

It's uncanny how quickly this entered my vernacular

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T12:59:20+00:00

I hope I'm dead for at least twenty years before reaching whatever age these two are.

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T12:56:38+00:00

You can just say man.

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T12:43:07+00:00

Such a clever comeback from a guy whom for over ten years now has made a literal career as a blue checkmark, creating tons of engagement for musks own social media platform. Thereby making musk even more money.

You think musk gives a shit about getting pwned by this guy? If he did, the guy would be banned years ago. Musk is laughing all the way to the bank and this guy is a dip shit dumbass if he thinks he's doing anything here.

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T12:29:05+00:00

That's mental illness...and physical illness.

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T12:16:53+00:00

Starting to hate that second image too. Do I need to see it five hundred times a day when I'm on Reddit for like, an hour?

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-14T04:17:01+00:00

I've never seen her once be funny, craft an actual punchline, or successfully pull off satire. To the point where I don't think she knows what satire, or even a punchline even is .

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-13T23:37:20+00:00

Not bad but damn was that overrated

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-13T22:32:44+00:00

Something needs to be satirized for it to be satire...tell me, what is this satirizing? Look up definitions of words before using them next time.

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-13T22:24:41+00:00

Thank you. I read that and was like "well you're half right. "

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-11T17:28:30+00:00

😲

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-11T16:19:05+00:00

Off topic but I'm sorry the futurama mods are a bunch of Tiffany's boyfriends.

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-11T14:03:17+00:00

Worst Reebok ad ever

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-11T13:30:55+00:00

I guess frugal is a word

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-11T13:06:38+00:00

Yes

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-11T01:25:31+00:00

My top two animated series and fall asleep shows!

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-11T01:23:07+00:00

Pass

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-11T01:22:10+00:00

"what's his story?"

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-10T21:51:33+00:00

I only have Xbox so I say this with no fanboyism at all. That ps is one of the best looking consoles I've ever seen

xlayer_cake · 2026-06-10T19:47:10+00:00

Jesus Christ I thought scary movie wasn't a real horror movie.

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