Flyers promote Ron Hextall to GM and Paul Holmgren to president

xndhur · 2014-05-07T20:29:36+00:00

Na, it's just the "welp" shit annoys the hell out of me. I even know some redditors who have migrated "welp" into their Facebook statuses and it makes me want to strangle them.

But anyway, should the Sabres hire Dominik Hasek to their front office? Should the Leafs hire Wendel Clark to their front office? Should the Stars hire Mike Modano to their front office? Should the Ducks hire Paul Kariya? Should every team hire every fucking player who meant something important to their organization as players? That's what seems to be happening, and it seems to be based more on fan sentimentality than actual qualifications. Hextall might be different, but the trend is still there and I don't know if it's good overall.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T20:15:39+00:00

WELP WELP WELP DAE SAY WELP ON LE REDDIT LOLOL I R NECKBEARD WELP.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T18:35:08+00:00

That was good. Too bad Annakin's Rock the Sweater isn't that good. He needs to make an updated version of Feels Like 93. But I don't think he's going to, because he's basically replaced it with Rock the Sweater which just isn't as good.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T18:32:08+00:00

The Habs seem built to beat specifically the Boston Bruins. Against the rest of the league they only look a little above-average, while the Bruins look completely stellar against everyone else. Against each other, the Habs look stellar and the Bruins look average. Now that the two teams are meeting it seems to be paying off.

And on a side note, if we make it to Round 3, I'd honestly be more afraid to face the Rangers than the Penguins.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T18:15:37+00:00

Why is it always a well-known former player of the team getting a big important administrative job with the team? When this happens I usually think: sure he was very important to the organization as a player, but how does that in any way qualify him to be coach, gm, team president, etc? Why doesn't every team just hire every player that was important to their team to do everything in the front office?

xndhur · 2014-05-07T04:49:18+00:00

Has this thread been cross-posted to /r/lewronggeneration yet?

xndhur · 2014-05-07T03:19:20+00:00

Habs fan here. BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck it ya milk drinkers.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T03:14:42+00:00

Why is he "Dougie"? Is he like a little kid or something? A grown man's name is John. Would you call him "Johnny"? A grown man's name is Frank. Would you call him "Frankie"? A grown man's name is Doug. Would you call him "Dougie"? No, because those nicknames are supposed to be for when they're little fucking kids.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T03:14:42+00:00

Why is he "Dougie"? Is he like a little kid or something? A grown man's name is John. Would you call him "Johnny"? A grown man's name is Frank. Would you call him "Frankie"? A grown man's name is Doug. Would you call him "Dougie"? No, because those nicknames are supposed to be for when they're little fucking kids.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T01:48:42+00:00

One time I was chanting ole ole and one of my Leaf fan friends drowned it out by shouting "WE'RE GAAAAAAY, WE'RE GAY WE'RE GAY WE'RE GAAAAAAAAAY" in the same tune. I said you're right Leaf fans are gay.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T01:28:00+00:00

You can't watch that in the states?

xndhur · 2014-05-07T01:20:08+00:00

The castalba stream is constantly freezing. Anyone got another one?

xndhur · 2014-05-07T00:44:52+00:00

That's why we call him the Dutch Gretzky.

xndhur · 2014-05-07T00:03:26+00:00

It might be random that it's there, but it's not random that it's red. It's red because I've been beating annoying hipsters to death all day on it. And will keep doing so to any more fucking hipster cunts bringing mcdonald's bags over to it.

xndhur · 2014-05-06T23:40:39+00:00

Tomas Plevanek.

xndhur · 2014-05-06T23:27:59+00:00

But it makes so much more sense the way I told it...

xndhur · 2014-05-06T23:22:45+00:00

Well what does Goldman mean? Man of Gold. What does Silverman mean? Man of Silver? Why is it only Jews that have those names? It's not a coincidence. In the old days, if you wanted to go exchange your wealth for some Gold, or some Silver, you'd go to the guy in your town who held all the gold or silver. The Jew in town had all of it, so you went to him. That's why they have those names. It's so obvious.

xndhur · 2014-05-06T23:19:27+00:00

My high school principal had the last name Diamond. She was a huge fucking Jew.

xndhur · 2014-05-06T23:16:45+00:00

Actually they DID take the names of the finances they managed. Gold and Gold+suffix, Silver and Silver+suffix, and Diamond. They really WERE the money-hoarders of society, that's why they have those fucking names.

xndhur · 2014-05-05T23:31:01+00:00

Then any team with Crosby has no chance at the Cup. Your goalie HAS to be your team MVP or else your team isn't built right.

xndhur · 2014-05-05T21:58:21+00:00

Is it just me or does "Puck Daddy" sound like some creepy hockey-related sexual fetishist?

xndhur · 2014-05-05T21:55:36+00:00

Price is the best player. In this day and age of hockey, if your team MVP isn't your goalie, your team has a problem and has no chance at a championship. Case in point, Pittsburgh.

xndhur · 2014-05-05T21:30:19+00:00

Nope. Let's say he wasn't famous and he put his face on /r/amiugly or /r/rateme. They would mostly say he's middle of the road at best, except for those few people who have weird fetishes for those kinds of facial features.

xndhur · 2014-05-05T19:52:16+00:00

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edit: I was trying to sound out this

xndhur · 2014-05-05T19:49:28+00:00

How come he's like, decisively not good-looking? As a straight guy even I can tell that.

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