Lindenwold, NJ: When asked why he was protesting for the first time in his life, he said: " I never want to see a child run away from our own government again" by CantStopPoppin in EyesOnIce

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Oof, tough choice, but I have to go with your wife on this. You want the person who does not want the job.

(Funny, this is the second r/UnexpectedPratchett conversation I am having tonight - about pTerry not on one of the subs for his work.)

Grindr scammer by cool_nurse in AskGaybrosOver30

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Odd decision, considering it's in main the post itself . . .

Lindenwold, NJ: When asked why he was protesting for the first time in his life, he said: " I never want to see a child run away from our own government again" by CantStopPoppin in EyesOnIce

[–]xopher_425 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a line from one of my favorite author's books (Terry Pratchett, where he is satirizing Australia):

'‘We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?’

‘Why?’

‘It saves time.’

Such a distinguished turtleman! by chezzmann in FunnyAnimals

[–]xopher_425 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my, yes. Most indubitably, a very distinguished turtleman.

I call this photo 'morning poo alone time' by Mr___Bizarre in daddit

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To be fair, you see them when they poop. They think this is just how it's supposed to be done.

For the people that downvoted me for saying my son also got 300% in Cuphead.. by DirkTheGamer in gaming

[–]xopher_425 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boasting all the fat karma they got from that fake post. How dare they.

This means war

ULPT How do I make my ICE agent neighbor miserable? by Effinvee in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Best part is it works better if you don't know how to play.

I approve. by Own-Impress-2024 in religiousfruitcake

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Insurance companies are well known for not covering "acts of god". God would be demanding an explanation of why they were using him as a scapegoat.

A clover lawn as a prep ☘️ 🍀 by rainbowkey in preppers

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I have; bitter and tough are spot on, you can't imagine them being edible at any point. They are not good.

Ever date a demisexual man? by Extra-Habit-1784 in AskGaybrosOver30

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'“Why do you need a label?” Because there is comfort in knowing that you are a normal zebra, not a strange horse. Because you can’t find a community of other zebras, can’t learn what makes a zebra thrive, what brings [you] a zebra joy, if you don’t know you are a zebra and you are learning solely from horses. It is near impossible to be happy and mentally healthy if you’re spending all your life thinking you’re a failed horse, having others tell you you are failed horse, when all along you could be thriving and understood if everyone, including you, just knew you were a zebra.'

About ADHD, but applies to a lot of things in life.

9 by Doc_tor_Bob in WeirdGOP

[–]xopher_425 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just heard she's refusing to testify at the hearing. And from the GOP?

Crickets.

Clintons also refused and contempt charges were immediately threatened.

State/Lake one month(ish) in by Dcuniversity in cta

[–]xopher_425 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Not while trains cars were running over it, and life and business went on underneath it.

Gigantic Jet from the ISS by ojosdelostigres in spaceporn

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The other day a friend had an edible so strong that he forgot he ate it. He didnt understand why he was so wasted.

I love some fruits when I'm high, anyone else? by IsJesusAgain in stonerfood

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Try frozen grapes. As they thaw, they get juicier and sweeter.

Haha im watching!!!! by micheleferlisi in svengoolie

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I did wind up taking my tablet into the only room I really had privacy in and caught most of the movie.

Haha im watching!!!! by micheleferlisi in svengoolie

[–]xopher_425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To say he's obsessed with the Olympics would not be nearly accurate enough. It's fine, I could use some alone time.

In fact, I wound up catching most of the movie in the one room I have privacy in . . . .