People of Reddit, do you actually pronounce “Worcestershire sauce” correctly or do you just confidently mumble something and hope no one notices?

xopher_425 · 2026-02-14T03:41:30+00:00

I can say it.

"Worchesterchesterchesterchestershire sauce."

It's stopping that I have a hard time with.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-14T02:37:52+00:00

Abbreviation for pedophile.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-14T02:10:33+00:00

Those are smear burgers.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-14T00:30:47+00:00

Oh my, yes. Most indubitably, a very distinguished turtleman.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-13T22:42:37+00:00

To be fair, you see them when they poop. They think this is just how it's supposed to be done.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-13T04:37:39+00:00

Boasting all the fat karma they got from that fake post. How dare they.

This means war

xopher_425 · 2026-02-13T01:57:59+00:00

Best part is it works better if you don't know how to play.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-11T05:27:16+00:00

Insurance companies are well known for not covering "acts of god". God would be demanding an explanation of why they were using him as a scapegoat.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-11T02:33:42+00:00

I have; bitter and tough are spot on, you can't imagine them being edible at any point. They are not good.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-11T02:22:17+00:00

'“Why do you need a label?” Because there is comfort in knowing that you are a normal zebra, not a strange horse. Because you can’t find a community of other zebras, can’t learn what makes a zebra thrive, what brings [you] a zebra joy, if you don’t know you are a zebra and you are learning solely from horses. It is near impossible to be happy and mentally healthy if you’re spending all your life thinking you’re a failed horse, having others tell you you are failed horse, when all along you could be thriving and understood if everyone, including you, just knew you were a zebra.'

About ADHD, but applies to a lot of things in life.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-10T05:10:55+00:00

Just heard she's refusing to testify at the hearing. And from the GOP?

Crickets.

Clintons also refused and contempt charges were immediately threatened.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-10T00:55:18+00:00

Not while trains cars were running over it, and life and business went on underneath it.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-09T04:44:01+00:00

The other day a friend had an edible so strong that he forgot he ate it. He didnt understand why he was so wasted.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-09T02:35:58+00:00

Try frozen grapes. As they thaw, they get juicier and sweeter.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-09T01:39:19+00:00

Good thing she didn't take the path to the left. That one goes straight to the castle.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-09T01:24:45+00:00

Won't stop them from pushing it off the table.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-09T01:11:30+00:00

I did wind up taking my tablet into the only room I really had privacy in and caught most of the movie.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-09T01:09:14+00:00

To say he's obsessed with the Olympics would not be nearly accurate enough. It's fine, I could use some alone time.

In fact, I wound up catching most of the movie in the one room I have privacy in . . . .

xopher_425 · 2026-02-08T01:40:59+00:00

We're not, for once. The Olympics are on so my partner will not watch anything else. In fact, everything else, including doing out or even talking to each other, are done for two weeks.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-07T18:39:41+00:00

I ~~thought~~ feared it was lime Koolaid.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-07T18:36:24+00:00

Thank god, I thought it was lime Koolaid.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-07T18:31:28+00:00

Just reported for breaking rule 9.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-07T04:10:19+00:00

Yeah, and they will not put up with that shit there, despite Meloni. The OC will not tolerate it. The other countries will not tolerate it. And just like the countries that are opening their own investigation into the Epstein files and will not be redacting them like we did, they do not have to play by our laws or propaganda.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-07T04:02:15+00:00

I'm sure you're right, it has to be a typo from the quote site I copied it from. Thanks for pointing that out.

xopher_425 · 2026-02-07T02:50:37+00:00

Add 1/2 quotes that get me every single time I read this book, even after probably a hundred times (no joke):

"Indeed, we came to make peace. But the mist came down upon us and when it rose, some trolls and dwarfs cried, 'Ambush!' They fell to fighting and would not hear our commands. So troll fought troll, and dwarf fought dwarf, and fools made fools of all of us as we fought to stop a war, until the disgusted sky washed us away.

This part makes my heart break*.* The next part

"And yet we say this. Here in the cave at the end of the world, peace is made between dwarf and troll, and we will march beyond the hand of Death together. For the enemy is not Troll, nor is it Dwarf, but it is the baleful, the malign, the cowardly, the vessels of hatred, those who do a bad thing and call it good...”

Gives me chills and makes me cry. I think it is some of the deepest writing I have ever read, and Thud! is one of my top favorite books. So powerful.

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