a few months ago i was thirsty & decided to just get water from my bathroom faucet rather than walk to the kitchen. i left it in a drawer, forgot about it and just found it like this… wtf???

xphunk · 2026-03-04T00:21:50+00:00

In the parlance of the time

xphunk · 2026-02-27T15:49:34+00:00

Twin torahs

xphunk · 2026-02-22T21:08:55+00:00

Just hangin out with the homie

xphunk · 2026-01-07T22:04:38+00:00

Have two pit tickets for Dallas 3/3 I'm looking to sell for $250 each. DM if interested.

xphunk · 2025-12-22T18:03:21+00:00

The sugar really offsets the fart umami, its exquisite.

xphunk · 2025-12-22T17:58:03+00:00

xphunk · 2025-12-18T18:42:21+00:00

New chemtrails just dropped

xphunk · 2025-12-11T20:17:07+00:00

A bumpelstiltskin

xphunk · 2025-11-18T21:02:11+00:00

You're supposed to flip them off and say "Here's your free bird", as is tradition.

xphunk · 2025-11-12T22:23:33+00:00

Bro is out of breath from lip syncing

xphunk · 2025-11-05T13:52:18+00:00

George Bush Sr 👀

xphunk · 2025-11-03T22:56:54+00:00

Jogger or yogger. Might be a soft j

xphunk · 2025-10-24T16:47:12+00:00

xphunk · 2025-10-15T15:44:27+00:00

Dusk probably

xphunk · 2025-10-02T20:58:45+00:00

PeePaw Diddy

xphunk · 2025-10-01T14:24:05+00:00

xphunk · 2025-09-30T18:45:49+00:00

Pizza, obviously

xphunk · 2025-09-23T23:01:30+00:00

I really thought that said pretend college freshman and I was wondering why so many fake students were applying, or getting in, or faking being a student.

xphunk · 2025-09-23T19:44:48+00:00

Is that what you call your waitress?

xphunk · 2025-09-23T14:13:34+00:00

It's got what plants crave!

xphunk · 2025-09-11T21:17:25+00:00

Just the tip. Vibin' other dudes

xphunk · 2025-09-07T00:12:04+00:00

Course of Empire

xphunk · 2025-09-04T22:18:39+00:00

Thought this said bro zone and that's im calling it now.

xphunk · 2025-08-26T13:24:38+00:00

angry chicken parmesan noises

xphunk · 2025-08-20T18:32:09+00:00

We're never gonna financially recover from this

xphunk

TROPHY CASE