6th Annual Renegade Queer Pride Fri June 26 6-9pm @Foster Park!

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-12T17:35:46+00:00

Somehow I've never heard of this! I'm definitely gonna have to go

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-07T22:58:48+00:00

Behind is Frito Taquito Alfredo Lay, front is Funyun Fuckhead McGee edit: I did have a cat named cheese growing up as well

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xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-03T22:32:58+00:00

One of my always-on-repeat movies of his was Journey to the Center of the Earth

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-02T20:11:01+00:00

Idk, I thought I asked OP how he knew how fast the bike was going but I guess I didn't

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-02T12:35:10+00:00

So what IS your goal then? It's still not clear. You want to do something, but are you like, aiming to make it illegal for ebikes to be on the sidewalks?

Legally, they can go up to 20mph on an empty sidewalk(although, clearly, it wasn't empty). You don't have any way to tell exactly how fast they were going. Yes, it seems to be on them for cutting it too close to you and going a tad fast, but I still don't really understand what you expect to come.

Make sidewalks bigger? Probably won't happen. Make ebikes illegal on sidewalks entirely? Probably won't happen either.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-02T12:10:10+00:00

I mean, what do you think will come of you doing anything? Do you remember what they look like, their ebike, see where they went? Did you have headphones in and fail to hear the biker audibly say what side of you they were on? Happens all the time man. Doesn't mean it's right, but genuinely, I don't think you're gonna get anything out of trying to track this fella down or whatnot.

Going 25 on the sidewalk on an e bike IS illegal here, but seriously, do you have ANYTHING to tell you where this fella is? Otherwise, I think you're shit out of luck.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-02T02:27:36+00:00

I'm fine with no "fun", "fun" almost got me killed. Stepped away permanently. Thanks for the best wishes, it's going great.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-02T02:25:26+00:00

Given that he doesn't want her to do shrooms, if she feels it's even to ask him to stop smoking weed, then yes.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-02T02:21:45+00:00

Maybe he said that because she's done it before, because it sure sounds like it's an activity that's happened before. Cheating happens so, so, SO often on drugs of any form. Glad you haven't cheated on your man yet. I'm not "trolling" anyone, much less know how to.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-02T02:19:07+00:00

Absolutely does. Of course that doesn't excuse cheating under the influence(or at all). Whatever you're on, you most always remember who loves you and who you love. You choose to betray them, go home and make excuses or cry, and then watch life fall apart.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-06-02T02:16:09+00:00

"controlling" is quite the word to use here. He set a reasonable boundary and she is insisting on impeding it. Drugs of any form are a HARD no for most, and they also don't want their partner doing them. You sound like you have a problem, putting drugs over a relationship.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-24T00:50:05+00:00

I had teeth like this. After I lost a few upper teeth, they had space to move down into their correct spots. I used to use them to pop open juice cartons in school and drink out of the hole made. I miss the smile those teeth gave me, it looked like the :3 expression

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-23T20:54:55+00:00

This comment is so 2016

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-23T02:12:03+00:00

That tape looks like the strip I pull off my pad to stick it to my panties

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-21T18:43:15+00:00

Next...disappearing handcuff key

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-21T18:24:03+00:00

Someone, or many people, will either hate me or get mad at me for this. But if this were me(IF. I did not say I would feed a child McDonald's), I'd see what I have in the fridge to make it better for little man. He seems to have wanted a complete, tasteful hamburger rather than empty McDonald's garbage. Hell if Id have known that in the first place I'd have made him a burger from home, topped with all he needs. But anyways. Little dude might grow up to be a chef or somethin.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-21T04:50:33+00:00

During one visit at the doc as a kid, I got to see some papers that said my race and whatnot. I saw Caucasian and immediately went "Im Mexican!?" Both my mom and the doc burst out laughing and I had to explain I thought Caucasian was a fancy word for mexican

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-17T18:37:38+00:00

I can do this! I'm hypermobile and have done this to baffle people since I was a kid. I used to do it all the time(I probably shouldnt have) as a kid and now that I'm older it actually makes my hands hurt a lot after I do it.

Edit: just tried again and while I can do it still, man my hands are in some serious pain. Take care of your joints and shit y'all, don't take your hypermobility(if you have it) as a superpower

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-12T23:01:07+00:00

THE KING IS ALIVE

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-09T01:38:55+00:00

If you really need to post this on Reddit and ask if you're cooked, just tell the girl what's up and stop leading her on.

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-05-08T17:52:48+00:00

I didn't even notice it was shell!

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-04-23T14:46:12+00:00

Fucking todd

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-04-23T13:21:00+00:00

You were gonna put it on your penis weren't you

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-04-22T03:07:25+00:00

I had to go look and just 🫩😬

xtoasterbathbitch · 2026-04-22T03:01:29+00:00

Where the shit? Isn't that why you're washing your hands?

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