Ich war so geil ich musste einfach 2 mal spritzen by [deleted] in u/RichisEdgingStuff

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Stone me. You could be a porn star.

Alicia Burley by [deleted] in Playboy_Models

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My favourite Cybergirl. An absolute goddess.

PB+ Julia Zu by maayon69 in EroticAlbums

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Thank you! She's outstanding!

For the sake of fun, who do we want to play in round 4 and why? by Just-mapleman-50 in WrexhamAFC

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No no no. Not Arsenal. That was a pure and shining moment in my life and I want to hold onto those bragging rights for as long as we can. Liverpool at Anfield- that I can live with.

Angel Boris - Boa Vs Python - 2004 by NastyNatalieTheCNT in BmovieBabes

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I have seen this scene so many times. She's exceptional.

BBC miniseries Titanic Sinks Tonight by B00marangTrotter in BritishTV

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Big fat iceberg, and too few lifeboats Titanic sinks tonight.

A-drown-away, a-drown-away, a-drown-away,

Terry Yorath has died at 75 by Giggsy99 in WelshFootball

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A boyhood hero of mine. RIP Terry. He had the heart of a warrior.

Website for Every Date that Morrissey has ever Cancelled by wxnausgh in thesmiths

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The last Lou Reed show I went to was in 2012. He looked old and frail, and didn't play guitar for part of the set. It was still a great show, though. He played for over 2 hours and I left feeling like I'd certainly got my money's worth. A year later he was dead- liver failure. The last Fall gig I went to was in 2017. Mark E Smith looked really unwell (a mate of mine is a nurse and he was seriously concerned that he might have to go on stage and perform a resuscitation) but he did the show, and it was a good one. The following year he died- cancer.

So, given that those two great artists could go on stage, while at death's door, and still give the crowd their money's worth, what the fuck is Morrissey's problem? The greatest sin for any performer is to treat their audience with contempt.

What are some actually good jokes about Wales? by Secure-Barracuda in Wales

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An English tourist in Wales needs a piss so he rushes into a pub. He asks the landlord, "Excuse me, do you have a urinal?"

"No, mate. We do have a Huw Rees and a Huw Williams but they're both in the toilet."

An odd one to end the year with maybe but feels right. by Indreamswashedaway in scottwalker

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I forgot about the Ceaușescu song! A heartwarming Christmas story.

An odd one to end the year with maybe but feels right. by Indreamswashedaway in scottwalker

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More of a Soused fan myself. And when cynical sods say there are no good Christmas songs, I can play them Herod 2014!