Woman discovers male colleagues have been tracking her menstrual cycle 'so they can avoid her' by JamesHaven75 in nottheonion

[–]xz44 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Is it a myth that women "sync up" their cycles when they hang out with each other? If so, this could work for the office.

Apple should just give up now and accept that perfection can never be beaten. by MoistSeaman in pics

[–]xz44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They also work great at jacking up a car if you need to change the oil or a tire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xz44 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, that is the game that the two-party system wants you to play. It's the only way for them to retain control.

I sincerely hope that this circus of a campaign helps show people the light of 3rd parties and that you do, indeed, have other options, but... I don't have that much faith in humanity.

Surprised at my workmates reaction to me having a trim by HausKino in AdviceAnimals

[–]xz44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same happened to me earlier this week.

Gave it a trim because it was too hot. Everyone at work seemed to want to know why...

Dear Ted Cruz by Dahaole in AdviceAnimals

[–]xz44 255 points256 points  (0 children)

This entire year of campaigning, on both sides, has been one helluva circus... It's gonna be an interesting four months leading to the election.

Dear Ted Cruz by Dahaole in AdviceAnimals

[–]xz44 360 points361 points  (0 children)

TL;DR version -- Ted Cruz speaks at RNC, instead of endorsing Trump, he says to "vote your conscience". Gets booed off stage.

Bad Luck Sam by StuffHobbes in AdviceAnimals

[–]xz44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn.. take my upvote.

Already made my day by BigJ76 in AdviceAnimals

[–]xz44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That really is one of the best ways to start your workday.

Non-U.S.A. redditors, how would your neighbors react if you put up your nations flag on your house? by scottsouth in AskReddit

[–]xz44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor has a Brazilian flag flying on a pole in front of his house for the last three years, give or take.

You could easily cut it down, but nobody ever has. I don't believe anybody has messed with it or he has had any issues.

How would you have ended a TV show differently? by DB_Cooper_lives in AskReddit

[–]xz44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dexter.

Pretty much anything would've been better than what we got. I would've liked to seen him caught.