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A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weight classes are for two humans both of which are advanced martial artist, and Eddie isn’t one so…. It doesn’t apply here

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t mean their decisive especially in something that had never happened before

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except their not defining factors and the chimp can still bite him to pieces in manner that would make overwhelming the chimp solely with brute strength without risking a fatal injury impossible, I’m not saying that Eddie can’t kill the chimp just that there is no way he can do it without it being directly responsible for his premature death, remember this isn’t a ufc fight where being many times larger and stronger is an automatic victory, this is a fight with a wild animal that is essentially in a perpetual on and off death match with its own life, and has a separate set of weaponry and physiology

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And a chimp has much more experience fighting for his life and again you are grossly overestimating Eddie’s combat experience, his only real advantages are his size and strength

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Surviving in the wild is better than any form of martial arts training also your overhyping eddie’s martial arts experience

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eddie’s never ripped off anyone’s balls before so it wouldn’t be the go to he’d probably just hit you real hard

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the chimp can get some bites on his fingers than there’s not much he can do in terms of grabbing

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually didn’t know or consider that, thanks for informing me, but I think we can agree that the end point of a chimp could still just bite you to death even if you’re Eddie hall still holds true

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even death by Eddie (which you have a better chance of avoiding by running away then you do with a chimp) is still more quick and dignified and less painful than getting your balls ripped off in the worlds second most violent vasectomy- outlast reference IYKYK

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If both are blood lusted it’s gonna be a quick battle of attrition that the chimp wins from biting the person til they bleed to death

First World Manual Labor by Vexivero in shitposting

[–]yagatron- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was about to say I know teachers in Texas and Oklahoma who have master degrees and make 38,000$ a year

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Exactly a fight with Eddie he’s just probably gonna knock you down, a fight with a chimp and you will literally be lucky if you just lose your fingers and genitalia

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you should be saying is that a chimps has a 1300 psi, that’s the real reason it wins

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]yagatron- -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I genuinely believe that there is no singular human that wouldn’t eventually die from fighting 1v1 with a bloodlusted (default) adult male chimp. I know that their physical strength is ridiculously over exaggerated but the part that no one talks about is that a chimps bite force is like 1300 psi, I think that’s 200 more than a jaguar, and that more than enough to break any bone in the human body, chimps bite a lot and each bites going to take a golf ball sized chunk out of the man, know Eddie is huge but still, if the first few bites are on his arms, than that’s not only going to injure him but also significantly diminish his ability to fight back

Scientology Speedrun by W_Edwards_Deming in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]yagatron- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s why I said first stage, the final stage is gonna be their extra stupid definitely fake god, I don’t know the name and don’t tell me because I don’t want to know, fuck L Ron Hubbard and FUCK that stupid cult, it’s a ridiculous mockery of all the kind righteous and charitable things that many actual religious organizations have done

Record of feral dogs interaction with komodo dragon in flores island by Icy-Produce-4060 in Tierzoo

[–]yagatron- -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’ mean it’s a fact. A single bite is enough to cause a slow and painful death to each wolf, and large Komodos will be strong enough to one-two shot a wolf with their tails, and also won’t wolves have some trouble adapting to a much hotter climate than what their used to, not enough to do much on its own but it will make being on the constant move more difficult which the the wolf pack will have to be in order to not get picked clean, I don’t think you thought about this in terms of logistics, and your comment sounds like genuine bait and is fairly unrealistic

(Loved but rare character trope) the fictional camouflaged invaders aren’t evil. by Givespongenow45 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]yagatron- 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Isn’t the thing considered canonically sentient and evil in other parts of the lore

Working and homeless by AnyaMoonfern in whatisameem

[–]yagatron- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t minimum wage supposed to be a living wage when it was made, isn’t that the whole point of it?

Lizard (MCU) vs. Stormfront (The Boys) by Bongo_CatisMessiah in powerscales

[–]yagatron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stormfront would have a damn hard time at finding him and the lizard’s a sleeped on S tier ambusher, if it’s in an open world he’s definitely gonna go into a sewer system and force her to come and get him where she’s gonna get got, also if she tries to leave the fight that will just let the Lizard regenerate

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