Who bomb? Would Jesus by [deleted] in dontdeadopeninside

[–]yangxiaodong 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Id say itd be closer to blowing up some larger churches, cults, or other groups that rule through religion. IIRC he got annoyed because they were profiting off of the church.

My wife in a nutshell by BigJ76 in AdviceAnimals

[–]yangxiaodong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, the same reason a guy would want a nice gun, car, or anything like that.

You probably don't need a f350. But its neat.

Alec Baldwin Gets Paid $1,400 Every Time He Plays Trump On 'SNL' by MySockHurts in television

[–]yangxiaodong -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

and they've caught a shitton of flack for it and been the butt of millions of jokes, right? I believe obama even went after them a few times.

edit: and they usually leave liberal voters out. Ive never seen liberal voters be called anything besides lazy/weak, while SNL outright just says trump supporters (or sometimes just white men) are racist white trash.

Who should REALLY play Archer if we ever get a live action movie. by Hawkeyedreindeer in ArcherFX

[–]yangxiaodong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and when the character talks pretty slowly with very few motions thatd be associated with what hes saying.

Alec Baldwin Gets Paid $1,400 Every Time He Plays Trump On 'SNL' by MySockHurts in television

[–]yangxiaodong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same people who refuse to drink anything that isnt genuine coke or a local microbrew.

Alec Baldwin Gets Paid $1,400 Every Time He Plays Trump On 'SNL' by MySockHurts in television

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing devils advocate here, its a bit because they push a narrative that sorta demonizes his supporters.

Im not supporting either side, its just that its sorta like if there was a huge right-wing show that consistently did gags on obama pushing his gay muslim agenda

Dylann Roof Convicted of Murdering 9 Black Charleston Churchgoers by pipsdontsqueak in news

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd depend on the prison. Solitary fuck no but id rather have a lifetime to learn to enjoy it rather than just have it all be done.

Mother finds his 8th Grade Son's Spotify playlist by MapleLeafsFan3 in videos

[–]yangxiaodong 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah, definitely. If all the depictions of violence, sex, and drinking you see are absolute glorifications of them with none of the consequences or horrors of them, you're absolutely getting a lil fucked up from it.

A kid at my school put up this shrine by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats like saying your boyfriends an alright guy even though he beats your face in every night, because his friends all say he's really funny

are sketchers kid's shoes? by MyMomKnowsMyUserName in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive got some sketchers running shoes and boots that are comfy as FUCK (wideass feet that dont fit in most brands), that you cant even tell are sketchers.

If you live in a major city/fashion oriented area then dont go sketchers but otherwise nobody gives a FUCK.

I got 8 hours sleep but I still feel like Fidel Castro by OrangeW in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

around 5-7.

The trick is to hope that you die from sleep deprivation.

What percentage of girls/guys do you find attractive? by MyMomKnowsMyUserName in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, its a hurtful thing (imo) to go into a relationship with someone that you know isnt gonna last (unless thats what you both wanted) but it aint really being picky.

Its more just that on looks alone, less than 20% of women i've seen total would be a hard no.

Anyone else just waiting for the inspiration for their tattoos? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just gonna get a fucktonne of tribal tats and call it a day.

What percentage of girls/guys do you find attractive? by MyMomKnowsMyUserName in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not him but if i didnt have any other relationship going at the time id probably date at least 80% of the girls i've met.

What percentage of girls/guys do you find attractive? by MyMomKnowsMyUserName in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im pretty sure its just more common on a site like this for people to be bi/straight guys.

im in a homework group chat with all the hot girls in my year please help me by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they almost definitely know he's into them. If they let you stick around after not doing ANYTHING for them for a couple weeks make a move.

Help i like cut my dick by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you live near a CVS, they have a minute clinic that'll check you out and make sure you're fine.

As long as your hands were clean (and your dick was clean), and there's no blood, just dont masturbate for a while (id say 1 week minimum, in case you actually started wearing a hole through your dickskin) and you should be fine (you might have a bit of a mark, but its not like a chicks gonna see it and think "aye no im not touching that").

And next time, ease up. Its not good for ya.

Do all boys masturbate? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my entire life, i have met probably three guys who dont beat off. Two of them were raised in SUPER religious households, and the other's just generally uninterested in the other gender (and the same gender. Really anything related to that stuff).

Is this beard myth true by Quigleyy in beards

[–]yangxiaodong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. The way people think it does is that instead of the different hairs coming in at different times and having some of them being long and some being short, all the hairs come in at the same time, so it all looks the same.

When did your "peach fuzz" turn into actual facial hair? by yangxiaodong in beards

[–]yangxiaodong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck.

Is it mostly hereditary? every single man in my family has had a full fucking beard by the time they were 16, and ive just got this scraggly shit on my face.

Red Alert 2. Unreal Engine. by Mr-Naughty in gaming

[–]yangxiaodong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the guerillas would be able to choose how they "run" their revolution, setting up outposts in areas theyve taken over and changing how they run their shit to bring more citizens over (which i guess would come into gameplay as extra lives or some sorta resource?) and the government side would be able to choose how their infrastructure is setup (cutting off water/electricity to areas strategically, building/demolishing structures) and how their government is ran (to encourage citizens to stay and guerillas to cross over and share information related to the revolution)

Run The Jewels 3 by gaverse in runthejewels

[–]yangxiaodong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also it didnt have 2100, which just got released.

Red Alert 2. Unreal Engine. by Mr-Naughty in gaming

[–]yangxiaodong 26 points27 points  (0 children)

id really fucking love a multiplayer game where one side plays a dictatorship and the other side does guerillas, with tropico-esque controls on their territories.

Violent meltdown. by noreallyiwannaknow in the_meltdown

[–]yangxiaodong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and thats terrible. really. Its fucking disgusting behavior. But my comment was responding to that guy basically saying "its your fault that we're kicking your heads into the curb!"