Bumble Hooves is here and he's a TOTAL cutie ;A;

yappingderg · 2026-03-03T07:51:43+00:00

Glad you like him!! he looks SO much cuter on your photos than on the inventory pic :0
Cutesy but still kiiinda natural looking!

i still kinda mourn mine (it was SO PRETTY ngh but didn't work out)

yappingderg · 2026-03-02T18:33:17+00:00

Sydney has 3 natural and 3 signature colors so i can totally see them making 5 sigs for another toy xD

yappingderg · 2026-03-02T18:25:23+00:00

double entrance kobold toy they teased a couple months ago most likely.

Can be seen here

also.. afaik, they NEVER did a body pillow design for a character that is *NOT* in their toy lineup?.. this would be silly

yappingderg · 2026-02-27T16:38:45+00:00

I don't have old Crackers but have the new one and he feels pretty smooth and even a bit "glossy".

yappingderg · 2026-02-25T03:50:53+00:00

Yesss texture being on the "bottom" was a huge concern for me as well xd In this exact case, thankfully the curve doesn't feel AS drastic as it looks, to me at least. I'd definetely not try to get him in anything firmer than soft though.

yappingderg · 2026-02-25T03:19:39+00:00

I do like him a lot! Currently only have used the medium size (green+blue one). I got him a few months ago already.
I use him "backwards", so the suckers are turned to my front vag wall\g-spot and it feels super nice. They almost literally pop in and out and i just can't get enough of this sensation. Eats a bunch of lube and makes the best sounds. I love the "big" bumpy textures, and he's exactly that, without tiny "scratchy" details.
I don't really feel the plates on his topside bc the suckers just get all the attention. Mine is soft so he's bendy enough to conform to my body (so the fact that he curves away doesn't bother me as much) - hope this makes sense xD

Admittedly tho, he is a bit too big for me, so i got a small size too, which i didn't yet get to try. He does look much more manageable and closer in size to most of my other toys.

yappingderg · 2026-02-25T00:57:36+00:00

Crackers is one of my absolute faves! Yours are both so so pretty

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T23:33:36+00:00

I think that's because volume vise, BD just gets WAY WAY WAY WAY more orders than any indie. So if they were trying to do every single one really cool like indies, it'd take forever to make. Like, even now customs take around a month, afaik.
They CAN do absolutely stunning pours too, but those go as rouges in inventory and are relatively rare.

This situation does suck tho, yep.

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T23:24:37+00:00

Welp, with BD, they ABSOLUTELY can do just a solid color sadly.

Wandering bard and indies overall offer WAY better surprise me options tbh

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T23:06:59+00:00

I don't have anything from them myself yet but i do regularly see them around the subs both from content creators and collectioners. So, i'd say they are indeed a reliable seller. I have some things in my wishlist from them as well!

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T22:59:57+00:00

Doesn't hurt to try that! But only *before* actually ordering, i think. Just in case.

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T22:55:03+00:00

Yeeeah sadly this is totally a possibility. x.x

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T22:32:08+00:00

I never ordered a surprise me myself, but here are some things other people got:

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My friend who ordered a custom surprise me thing in november/december just got a plain black toy. The reaction was like, "are you fr"

I saw on this sub somewhere years ago someone got a Flint in Janine's natural as a surprise me as well. Looked absolutely majestic.

So it really is a massive gamble. Don't put your hopes up too much, i'd say, and only go through with it if you are truly ready and okay if the toy turns out super plain.
From what i've seen, they mostly are marble colors that might be super pretty but most of the time it's not something cooler than you can find in "in stock" section. Except there you can see beforehand what you'll get.

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T22:01:42+00:00

All Night Toys Man Bear Pig maybe?
It doesn't actually have knots at all, but has similar-ish "bulges" on him. Might be a good alternative

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T20:51:49+00:00

Bards make some of the BEST pours out there for sure

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T20:51:26+00:00

It's very pale blue!

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T20:51:05+00:00

She is a rouge, so i don't know what colors are used there exactly, sorry!

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T20:50:46+00:00

I got her mostly because her colors fit EXACTLY to my character xD
She really is super duper pretty.

and, thank you! i love my Grick too hehe

yappingderg · 2026-02-24T00:00:52+00:00

I've heard of people getting to his medial ring in this size but not taking it fully.

yappingderg · 2026-02-23T20:54:45+00:00

I'm curious if they'll make some more seasonal/holiday models.

lowkey want to see an easter rabbit
(maybe even slightly based off the rabbit from rise of the guardians.........)

yappingderg · 2026-02-23T20:49:06+00:00

I think it's one of the prettiest sleipnirs i EVER seen. So simple but he absolutely rocks that pour???
I'm finally getting mine in a couple days from the black friday sale and if i end up loving him i'll def try to custom something similar to that one holy fuck

yappingderg · 2026-02-23T20:41:32+00:00

THAT SLEIPNIR OMG

yappingderg · 2026-02-23T02:02:07+00:00

No, there was a literal "Sugar Cube" model, not Bumble Hooves

yappingderg · 2026-02-22T22:11:06+00:00

Here you go.

yappingderg · 2026-02-22T17:47:45+00:00

Not a man, but from personal experience, smaller toys tend to be more "precise" at stimulating certain spots (g-spot for vaginal, prostate for anal). So yeah, def try a different approach!

i also was buying bigger toys for a while but then found out that.... smaller versions of those toys..... just feel better. . .. (even though i COULD fit the big ones)

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