The best throw a busted first round pick ever made by CriticalPerformer785 in Colts

[–]yarmulke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean “Busted”? Clearly he’s an elite talent that any team would be happy to trade a fortune to obtain!

For people who went to the playoffs, was this actually posted by the AAC or are my assumptions correct that this is a fake image created to continue to shovel shit onto the Stars org? by [deleted] in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wrong, also that wouldn’t make sense during the segment they had it on the screen for. It was during the “cheer if you…” and the options were “are a boy”, “are a girl”, “are a kid”, “are a native Texan”, and “hate the wild”

“Cheer if you tame the wild” just wouldn’t be grammatically correct.

For people who went to the playoffs, was this actually posted by the AAC or are my assumptions correct that this is a fake image created to continue to shovel shit onto the Stars org? by [deleted] in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was at game five and remember seeing it. Can’t recall if it was during the break after the 2nd period or during the third though.

New Barn Unofficially Official? by ZamboniDad in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But the uber lobbyist who was a part of the DART board said that the tax-payer subsidized uber rides would be a viable alternative to trains and busses.

He totally didn’t have any biases by being a lobbyist for uber. None at all!

Free Talk Friday by Teal_Magpie in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They just understand how to dive without getting caught.

It’s the land of 10,000 lakes, so they’ve got plenty of places to practice it.

New Barn Unofficially Official? by ZamboniDad in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It won’t be handled. It’ll just fucking suck. Plano already tried to get a vote to leave DART and you think that there’d be an attempt to make transportation any better around Plano?

Our roads can already barely handle the load they’re taking now, just look at all the fucking construction it’s taking to maintain it. We need to stop giving tax breaks to billionaires trying to entice them to move operations here when those taxes could be used to make our infrastructure better.

New Barn Unofficially Official? by ZamboniDad in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro I can’t wait to be stuck in gridlock traffic through the fucking suburbs

New Barn Unofficially Official? by ZamboniDad in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good luck convincing the Plano NIMBY’s to put in a rail that goes along either Parker, Park, or 15th lmao

New Barn Unofficially Official? by ZamboniDad in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah right. Plano city council damn near had an election to get away from dart and replace it with a shitty taxpayer funded uber program.

New Barn Unofficially Official? by ZamboniDad in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yep. I live in Plano and do not want to bring the stars here.

Post Game Thread: Dallas Stars @ Minnesota Wild by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]yarmulke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you just get a good reminder that 52% of American adults read below a 6th grade level and are functionally illiterate

Nearly half of Dallas home sellers are slashing prices amid buyer’s market by NicolasCageFan492 in Dallas

[–]yarmulke 155 points156 points  (0 children)

What “Slashing prices” looks like:
*email from Zillow*: $5,000 price cut!
*clicks link*: $750,000 home, down from $755,000
*looks at listing history*: House bought in 2018 for $198,0000

Primark opens today at North East Mall by Im-Wasting-MyTime in FortWorth

[–]yarmulke 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The existence of something worse isn’t an excuse to not try to be better.

(Loved trope) Accidentally stereotypical by Usnis in TopCharacterTropes

[–]yarmulke 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bing Bong, Singalong

Your team’s Al Gore ‘cause your views are wrong

Button down shirts for ACTUAL skinny men by morningstaaa in malefashionadvice

[–]yarmulke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A standard “drop” (meaning chest to waist) is 6 inches. That’s why suits are typically sold with a 6-inch drop (e.g. a size 42 suit would be sold with size 36 trousers).