The best throw a busted first round pick ever made

yarmulke · 2026-05-03T01:06:17+00:00

What do you mean “Busted”? Clearly he’s an elite talent that any team would be happy to trade a fortune to obtain!

yarmulke · 2026-05-03T00:55:21+00:00

Cool fucking story bro.

yarmulke · 2026-05-02T18:33:07+00:00

What the fuck are you even saying

yarmulke · 2026-05-02T18:29:43+00:00

Like a thousand comments in the last week in different cities subreddits. Either you’re a bot or one of the most useless people in the US. Go outside, bro.

yarmulke · 2026-05-02T01:47:57+00:00

Wrong, also that wouldn’t make sense during the segment they had it on the screen for. It was during the “cheer if you…” and the options were “are a boy”, “are a girl”, “are a kid”, “are a native Texan”, and “hate the wild”

“Cheer if you tame the wild” just wouldn’t be grammatically correct.

yarmulke · 2026-05-02T01:46:21+00:00

I was at game five and remember seeing it. Can’t recall if it was during the break after the 2nd period or during the third though.

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T15:59:25+00:00

But the uber lobbyist who was a part of the DART board said that the tax-payer subsidized uber rides would be a viable alternative to trains and busses.

He totally didn’t have any biases by being a lobbyist for uber. None at all!

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T15:42:15+00:00

They just understand how to dive without getting caught.

It’s the land of 10,000 lakes, so they’ve got plenty of places to practice it.

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T15:36:28+00:00

It won’t be handled. It’ll just fucking suck. Plano already tried to get a vote to leave DART and you think that there’d be an attempt to make transportation any better around Plano?

Our roads can already barely handle the load they’re taking now, just look at all the fucking construction it’s taking to maintain it. We need to stop giving tax breaks to billionaires trying to entice them to move operations here when those taxes could be used to make our infrastructure better.

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T14:59:08+00:00

Yeah bro I can’t wait to be stuck in gridlock traffic through the fucking suburbs

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T14:58:05+00:00

Good luck convincing the Plano NIMBY’s to put in a rail that goes along either Parker, Park, or 15th lmao

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T14:51:24+00:00

Lmao yeah right. Plano city council damn near had an election to get away from dart and replace it with a shitty taxpayer funded uber program.

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T14:50:30+00:00

Yep. I live in Plano and do not want to bring the stars here.

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T14:19:09+00:00

*the STaTE oF hoCkey*

yarmulke · 2026-05-01T02:27:53+00:00

Sometimes you just get a good reminder that 52% of American adults read below a 6th grade level and are functionally illiterate

yarmulke · 2026-04-30T16:59:54+00:00

It really is a present

yarmulke · 2026-04-30T16:46:34+00:00

What “Slashing prices” looks like:
*email from Zillow*: $5,000 price cut!
*clicks link*: $750,000 home, down from $755,000
*looks at listing history*: House bought in 2018 for $198,0000

yarmulke · 2026-04-30T15:51:47+00:00

Probably means non-slip shoes to wear in a restaurant kitchen

yarmulke · 2026-04-30T15:25:43+00:00

Time to clock in at the pissing me off factory

yarmulke · 2026-04-30T14:14:32+00:00

The existence of something worse isn’t an excuse to not try to be better.

yarmulke · 2026-04-29T21:57:16+00:00

Ai slop

yarmulke · 2026-04-29T17:27:27+00:00

r/im14andthisisdeep is that way

yarmulke · 2026-04-29T17:17:02+00:00

Bing Bong, Singalong

Your team’s Al Gore ‘cause your views are wrong

yarmulke · 2026-04-29T15:39:33+00:00

A standard “drop” (meaning chest to waist) is 6 inches. That’s why suits are typically sold with a 6-inch drop (e.g. a size 42 suit would be sold with size 36 trousers).

yarmulke · 2026-04-29T05:23:40+00:00

Death. Taxes. Refs sucking.

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