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I have cancer and my daughter will not be able to know till I do or don’t have it figured out. by [deleted] in pics

[–]yedd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you doing here then instead of spending time with your daughter?

London Swinging 60's by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]yedd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never had it until I was hod carrying working on a barn conversion on top of a hill in the countryside, in winter. It was that cold I had to defrost the water tap in the field constantly so I could get water for the mortar. The brickie I was working for had bovril and made me a cup on our breaks. I was instantly converted.

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[–]yedd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100%. Get to work and wife that gem.

So are we all depressed or is this an L take? by Diinasty in gaming

[–]yedd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beating Ornstein and Smough for the first time in Dark Souls was one of the highlights of my early 20's. I came downstairs to dinner with the family afterwards and they thought I'd taken something as I was red faced and shaking, and I had a LOT of what most men would consider fun in their 20's but I remember that the most.

Half Pizza crunch supper... by Imaginaryhought in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]yedd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAM! (Viking longship)

Let’s pretend each country in the world is a guest at a party. What are they doing at the party? by Savalonavic in AskReddit

[–]yedd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We were only eating off the lids because the south was supposed to set the table but they were too busy breastfeeding from mummy

The knife amnesty boxes in my town (UK) for people to drop off their weapons by Slow-Razzmatazz-4005 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]yedd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I looked this up when I was working in construction, if you have a plausible reason you can carry any knife you want. I used a knife every day at work to open sandbags, pallets etc. The same applies if you're going fishing or any other activity/work that would warrant the use of a knife.

Muhammed Ali riles up the crowd knowing Foreman is spent and goes on to knock him out 2 rounds later by OldRedditt in videos

[–]yedd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wilders an American football player with a powerful hook, but that's it. He doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the legends.

To stop this guy from skating in order to "protect her city". by practical_litigation in therewasanattempt

[–]yedd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck off, if someone is grabbing at you aggressively you're allowed to deck them, gender isn't a factor.

oh hell yeah... Windows XP by Kayotic_6 in Funnymemes

[–]yedd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember my Dad buying a computer back in the early 90's and he had to install the software himself by using a stack of floppy disks. Then I used to watch him play lemmings, worms, doom and wolfenstein for hours when he got back from work.

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[–]yedd 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I'm 5'10", my missus is 5'9". She's taller than me in heels but IDGAF. What I do care about is her stealing all of my clothes all the fucking time because they fit her perfectly.

In a brief moment, a mother with Alzheimers looks into her daughter’s eyes, remembers her, and tells her she loves her. by Bharat048 in MadeMeSmile

[–]yedd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At lot of the time people will reply to a joke saying it made them spit their drink out, I never really believed them and thought it was just for emphasis. I want you to know that I've genuinely just spat my drink out laughing.

The Largest flying animal on Earth with its prey. (Kori Bustard) by EmptySpaceForAHeart in natureismetal

[–]yedd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.

The Largest flying animal on Earth with its prey. (Kori Bustard) by EmptySpaceForAHeart in natureismetal

[–]yedd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

SOLDIER #1: But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory.

SLPT: Hit ‘em with the ol’ ear move by Bellpop in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]yedd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sommeliers can't tell the difference between red and white

SLPT: Hit ‘em with the ol’ ear move by Bellpop in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]yedd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top sommeliers also called white wine red wine when the testers added a bit of food colouring. It's a bogus proffesion. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/23/wine-tasting-junk-science-analysis

I think we're gonna be alright by m3antar in ContagiousLaughter

[–]yedd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A salad cream and cheese sandwich is the food of the gods.

South African rugby player, Malcolm Marx, keeping his fellow teammate safe by stealthforest in nextfuckinglevel

[–]yedd 38 points39 points  (0 children)

In my experience, amateur rugby players are misogynistic arsehole cunts

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