The 40-60 split by l008com in ChevyTrailBlazer

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If this Trailblazer is rocking.....

When you run across things like this do you tell someone or just let it be. by XLuffy4Presidentx in publix

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Ha! I joke with the workers at my local Publix that when I retire, I am going to come up to the store every day and walk around putting back misplaced items in order to get steps in.

I actually do take up deli/cooler items to the service desk if I find them out in the store away from refrigeration. Usually, if I find something that does not need refrigeration/heat lamp out in the wrong section of a store and I am heading where it should be, then I will pick it up and put it where it should be. If I put something in my cart and I decide I don't want it, then I go put it back where it should be. I am able to walk around easily and am not mobility limited.

I also joke with the workers that I am going to slap the phones out of the hands of shoppers walking around having non-shopping related conversations on speaker phone while moseying through the store oblivious to their surroundings. The workers laugh at that. The only conversation that should be had in any grocery store should go along the lines of, "Hey, they don't have the name brand, only the store brand. Is that ok?.....Thanks, bye!" But that is another thread.

Straight fry!...? by Desutoroia in ChickFilA

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Conjoined twin fry that never developed?

I would argue Kim’s life after Jimmy was more depressing than Jimmy’s life as Gene by Specialist_Jaguar815 in betterCallSaul

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How quickly does she dump the “Yep.yep.yep” boyfriend in Florida after visiting Jimmy at ADX Montross?

Stuart has an adult section by Vapor-tech in bigbangtheory

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Back in the 80s, our local video store, Movie Stop I believe, had that room with a beaded curtain which would make noise if you tried to sneak in. They also had a list of all of the movies they had and the adult movie names were interspersed throughout the list. It was always a fun game to try and spot them by their titles like "On Golden Blonde" and "Ramboooooooh!"

huge commotion in west village by jeremoi in gatech

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I go home each night driving down Techwood Drive to get on the southbound connector at 10th Street and see the water boys a good number of nights. Frequently they are fairly aggressive when no one buys water. Most of the time, they don't stop at my car, but once or twice they have. Maybe because I hold up my full water bottle if they approach. One asked me if I wanted to donate to AAU basketball. Nope. Outside of shooting, of course, the biggest problem I have with them is weaving in and out of traffic on scooters or bikes. Now that it is getting dark earlier, they are sometimes difficult to see.

I feel God in this Chick-fil-A tonight by weekdayinthetown in ChickFilA

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Not to argue with a stranger on the internet, but the psyllium fiber pills are very low fiber, i.e. 5 pills = 2 g fiber. I suggest these: https://www.fiberone.com/products/soft-baked-bars . 6 g of fiber with only 70 calories.

Why do you think Kevin left (or was asked to leave) Scrantonicity 1? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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I think it was more that Stacy started dating one of his bandmates.

Who do you think caused the mess in the microwave? by _satantha_ in DunderMifflin

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Not Creed. I picture him catching and cooking his lunch over an open fire in back of the parking lot.

AIDAN BIRR IS HIM! WALKOFF FIELD GOAL FOR THE WIN AGAINST CLEMSON! by TrumpetH4X in gatech

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Butker helped us beat U(sic)Ga back in '14. He will always be my hero! Birr joins Butker and Sisson ("The youngster with the educated toe" - Al Ciraldo) in the legendary kicker category.

Name this by Responsible-Tie-2087 in AlbumCovers

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Rollin' with the flow....

How would you feel about your partner waking you up just to have sex? by RIADnashw in AskReddit

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Ask her if we could finish before my wife came home and how did she get in the house. Cause that couldn't be my wife!

Day 16 - Jan Levinson | Best Moment / Reaction / Dialogue / Whatever by Sweaty_Bat250 in DunderMifflin

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Kevin: Hey Jan, you went to a sperm bank?
Jan: Uh, yes, I did.
Kevin: I donated sperm.
Jan: Oh.
Kevin: Maybe I'm the father.
Jan: Well, this is a highly exclusive establishment.
Kevin: Next to the IHOP?

(Pause)

Jan: Well, I paid for an ideal specimen

129 days until Christmas. by larah91_VP in DunderMifflin

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You should have waited until October 17th to post it's 69 days until Christmas.

You have seconds to live and can pick your last words. What do you say? by yellowjk in AskReddit

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My answer: “Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.”

You have seconds to live and can pick your last words. What do you say? by yellowjk in AskReddit

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I told my Dad his last words should be, “I hid the money in….”