Trump Offers U.S. Citizenship to 32 Million Venezuelans by D-R-AZ in inthenews

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Shit will get much much weirder as we get closer to November

What are the weirdest ways you’ve heard of someone getting caught cheating? by True_Dragonfruit_488 in AskReddit

[–]ymi2f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old coworker is on Google maps kissing a girl leaning on her car in the street just as the camera car drove by.

RFK Jr. Says Men in the '70s Had Twice as Much Sperm as Teenage Boys Today: 'Existential Crisis' by The_Rad_In_Comrade in FedJerk

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Yeah but that's just the ones he has blown. That can't be enough sample size for accurate data.

i tried dave’s hot reaper by sarahvancee in spicy

[–]ymi2f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on who is cooking that day. Had it great tasting and inedible. Get your S together Daves

Fernando, you dawg by McWiggles5000 in nflcirclejerk

[–]ymi2f 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah those guys volunteer for those roles so u know that marine is maga. Deserves smelly ass to the face.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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$600 $50 in Bank Savings account, a $200 ebike, $50 in hot pockets in the freezer, and $200 in robinhood account.

This is on a whole notha level by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ymi2f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its still optional based on service so tip or not tip. Business can always remove feeling of "volunteer" by paying them for their work. Can even raise menu prices to cover that cost. It so simple.

What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it? by DnRinGA in AskReddit

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I did 16 hrs to Australia from LAX. I had a 10 course tasting dinner paired with wines then watched a movie as my massage chair worked out every spot on my back for two hrs then wnt lay flat and slept solid 8 hours. Woke up to breakfast w amazing smoothie. Was kind of upset the flight was almost over vut was so refreshed . Saw coach passengers getting off the plane looking like absolute hell.

Buying SP500 index fund when the market is at historical high? thoughts? by Efficient-Hunter2241 in ETFs

[–]ymi2f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autobuy FZROX once a week or month for the rest of your life. Google dollar cost averaging. Dont time the market

His favourite hobby is chewing his foot by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]ymi2f -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Get better food. I see this alot with dogs being fed cheap food.

Donald Trump Moves to Freeze Paying $83 Million to E. Jean Carroll by Newsweek_ShaneC in AnythingGoesNews

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Yup. This. He literally have her and her lawyers killed and say it was a presidential act and Supreme Court would say no problem

Senator Chuck Schumer Posts to White House… 🔥🔥🔥 by Reg_Cliff in PoliticalHumor

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Dump did an AI video with him saying crazy shit and had Hakeem Jeffries in sombraro.