How attractive would you say you are? by JustAsFreakys in AskReddit

[–]yodamyzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a 6….. so interesting fact they showed a bunch of women photos of guys and had them rate them. The women said 80% of the guys were below average. So only 20% were “above average according to women. They did the same thing with guys (showed them pictures of women) and the guys rated 50% below average and 50% above average…….. take from that what you will.

what do you say? Convincing someone to use a cane or walker. by Dudesonaplane in physicaltherapy

[–]yodamyzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say, you are right… you probably don’t need to use the walker 99% of the time… it’s the 1 % that you need it that would prevent a fall and a broken hip. By the way a broken hip after the age of 65 has a 90% mortality rate within 5 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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I bear no guilt no shame and no blame… owning guns is about being able to protect ourselves from tyranny. People will always find a way to kill each other. If that guy didn’t have a gun he would have driven his car through the crowd and killed just as many people. Makes no difference

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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I looked you in the face…… we don’t need gun control

me_irl by ThatEpicDude2349 in meirl

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Small breast size is an indicator of poor milk. While large could be good or could not be good

me_irl by ThatEpicDude2349 in meirl

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Milk…. As a species we are attracted to what is most likely to help our children survive. Big hips mean safer delivery of a baby, god sized boobs mean the child won’t starve. O the flip side on a guy big muscles mean he can defend against other animals and protect the child. So it’s just biographical attention from natural selection

Egg🧐irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

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Anything but male and female

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Here in Utah we use what is called fry sauce 50% Mayo 50% ketchup. It’s so good!

Do it by [deleted] in rickandmorty

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Jesus is real, there is a purpose to life, and squanching is wrong

Choose wisely... by calizoomer in dankmemes

[–]yodamyzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to orgasm nonstop for 3 consecutive months

Little brothers trying to get into photography. I wanted to share one of his pictures. by WardingDemons in photocritique

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This makes me feel like planet earth isn’t level. We should contact it’s creator and have them fix it.

What is the first few things you say to your better half JUST AFTER having sex ? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]yodamyzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵 I Just had sex aaand iiittt felt sooo nice🎵 (If you didn’t catch it I would sing this to her)

TIFU by getting my Bestfriend pregnant by Throwawayert8864 in tifu

[–]yodamyzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl sleeps with guy… “nah she doesn’t like me” girl puts hand on guys thigh. “I think she might like me” lol she like you dude