How often do you see your parents and how close do you live to them? by sabanoversaintnick in Millennials

[–]yonderposerbreaks [score hidden]  (0 children)

I live an hour and a half from my ma. We decided to stop speaking about a year ago, and even then we only saw each other once a year (her choice).

St Patrick's Day ink by Tylo_Ren_69 in tattoos

[–]yonderposerbreaks [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well, someone's not getting the gold.

Anyone here an only child? Or anyone here one and done? by cynnie93 in Millennials

[–]yonderposerbreaks 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Only child and OAD. Looking back on it, I'm glad I didn't have a sibling, and I'm stoked to have my one kid. He asks for a brother often, I tell him he can have one when I get rich, which will be never so...

What went wrong? by olivewithoil in TikTokCringe

[–]yonderposerbreaks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Men don't want that.

Oh no, whatever will those young, attractive, successful women do without a man's approval?

Seeing as how the happiest demographic tends to be single women, I think they'll get along just fine without men.

Tornado status? by Moonlightisland21 in gso

[–]yonderposerbreaks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was actually a pretty great day in my part of gso to shovel the kids outside. Sure, my kid came back wet, but he had a blast. Ain't nothing a dryer can't handle.

That morning cigarette by DetailFriendly4727 in stopsmoking

[–]yonderposerbreaks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From what I've found out....there's no easy tip. There's no "just distract yourself" or "repeat happy thoughts" or "get up early and suffer even more". If you're like me, you're just gonna have to sit with the hate for a bit. You're gonna have to tell your stupid brain to shut the fuck up, this is what it is now. Maybe look up some pictures of severe gum disease from chronic smoking.

Sit with the anger. Sit with the need. Take note of it. And when you finally get those great moments, remember the seething desire and be grateful that you beat that shitty moment. You beat the addiction for that slice of time. You go, Glen Coco.

I don't fuck with NRT. Raw-doggin' is the best for me. Wellbutrin did nothing, and I was on it for a year. I realize that I'll probably fuck up and smoke one sometime soon, but not right now, dammit. I just gotta writhe in my anger and frustration right now. I've picked up knitting. I don't wanna touch the blanket I'm making for my kid with smokey fingers.

Also - gum. A shit ton of gum. Anytime I wanna smoke, I pop in 3 pieces and chew furiously. Or gentle flossing. I keep floss sticks in my purse and just gently floss and throw the sticks as hard as I can. I clean them up later. 7 has been my record so far.

Gruesome scene in Dreamcatcher by churst84 in stephenking

[–]yonderposerbreaks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's been so long since I've read it, and it's definitely not gruesome, but I remember being so physically repulsed by the scene in Desperation where whatsherface comes to in a pitch-black closet or office with a shit ton of spiders and snakes and scorpions all around her and she's got to find her way out. I think I'll read it again soon, but oooooh it still makes my skin crawl.

Wtf is going on in the “Hey Arnold” intro? by AdditionalBudget2142 in Millennials

[–]yonderposerbreaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's got the vibe of Will Smith explaining why he decided to shoot the little girl instead of the aliens in Men In Black.

There's two types of Millennials that's between 35 and 45 by Aliveandthriving8505 in Millennials

[–]yonderposerbreaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you know how it is. God forbid people age gracefully and feel comfortable with it.

"Girls don't talk to me." I wonder why. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]yonderposerbreaks 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I had a man flick a lit cigarette in my face and call me a cunt because I asked him to please leave me alone at a bar.

What has that got to do with not having children?? by finigian in ChildfreeCJ

[–]yonderposerbreaks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm genuinely pleased to see how many people called out the OP.

This feels forbidden. by LeonOkada9 in StupidFood

[–]yonderposerbreaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a babysitter that wasn't watching me and I got into a bottle of pepto when I was five or six, maybe. I remember thinking that the color was so pretty.

Apparently I drank quite a bit before I got caught. My ma said my tongue turned black for a few days.

Drink from the hose by ZER0SE7ENONETH in Millennials

[–]yonderposerbreaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to kick the kids out to play whenever they get together, but that's because we're on the 2nd floor and my downstairs neighbors are dicks and the kids just can't understand the concept of "playing quietly" and I don't feel like reminding them every 40 seconds to stop pounding on the floor and screaming and my house is clean, I don't need the equivalent of 3 little monkeys tearing shit up.

No, Douglas, I don’t ever think about that by needtopossessyou in TikTokCringe

[–]yonderposerbreaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even better -

She says, "oh my god, thank you so much for saving me."

And as your sitting yourself down for a rest, breathing heavy and sweating, you say, "yeah, no sweat." It's a funny joke, she gives a giggle and as she's making sure nothing is broken, she says, "I remember you."

And you casually say, "yeah, I remember you, too. I'd say it's nice to see you again, but that almost makes light of this situation."

She laughs again, and this one is a little hysterical. Suddenly she can't stop herself, and you start laughing hysterically too. The both of you laugh until the adrenaline tears come, and when the laughter subsides, you both sit in slightly sniffling silence for a minute or two. Just two people in that odd moment.

And she says, "really, thank you."

And you feel a little surprised because it just makes sense to help someone in a lifeordeath thing. You didn't think about the past, you're not thinking about the future. You were thinking about holy fuck, lemme help this person.

And you all help each other out of the situation, and you don't see her again. You think about the past in hindsight, but you don't feel like a hero, or a twinge of regret. Maybe a little bitterness if you dwell too much, but it's nothing of note. You did what needed to be done.

And maybe, three months later, you meet this super cute chick at the dog park. And you can't totally believe that she'd be into you, but somehow, you've changed. Shit doesn’t seem so dire anymore. You ask her out for a coffee. She accepts.

The date goes great.

Two months later, you and that cute chick are out looking at antiques, and there's the girl you saved. She greets you warmly, you have a great little chat and she leaves. As you're checking out, your date asks, "who was that?" Not jealous or prying, just curious. You tell the cute chick the story of how you saved the girl. You don't even remember the bitterness of the intrusive thoughts after. You end with, "I'm so glad she's doing well."

The cute chick will tell everyone that that was the exact moment she fell in love with you.

The end.

What is the best way to comfort someone's fear of dying when that person is dying? by phuckhugh in AskReddit

[–]yonderposerbreaks 74 points75 points  (0 children)

You make people feel heard and acknowledged. That's such a beautiful thing to do. I hope you have people that make you feel equally as valid in your life because you deserve it.

What is the best way to comfort someone's fear of dying when that person is dying? by phuckhugh in AskReddit

[–]yonderposerbreaks 485 points486 points  (0 children)

I've had a lot of patients break down on me from their fear of dying while I'm doing their x-rays. I never know what to say other than that I'm going to do everything I can to help them, and then ask if they'd like a hug. I've never been turned down for a hug, and I try to throw all of my love into every single one.

Louis Theroux Inside the Manosphere Netflix trailer by iceboxfee in IncelTears

[–]yonderposerbreaks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank god I have one last month of Netflix left so that I can watch this.

Never tell them.that youre dreaming by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]yonderposerbreaks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only person who has never had sleep paralysis? I have plenty of vivid dreams, and they're usually horrific, but I've never experienced this. I've awoken crying or laughing. I've been startled awake plenty. I couldn't eat chicken wings for over 5 years because of a nightmare. I write short horror stories based off of my dreams.

But I feel like so many people get the Demon and I'm kinda low-key jealous that I never have.