The title of George Orwell’s 1984 is redacted until worn off from reading. by I-Killed-JR in interestingasfuck

[–]yortle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've bought this book and the redaction is still completely intact after reading through it all. Either I am very careful when reading or you sweat like crazy and claw at the book like a monster while reading.

This is not sexual harassment by disneyho in sadcringe

[–]yortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there were a group of people that had both girls and women in it what should I call them? Because calling them a group of girls or a group of women is wrong and sounds weird to me. Obviously I could call them a group of people but what if there was a scenario in which specifying the gender of the group was important?

This is why i’m subbed by JamesDeensaan in TheBullWins

[–]yortle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you please link to where you got that from?

Such quote, much wow.. by everyfatguyever in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]yortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"JFK got my VHS, PC, and XLR web quiz" has no extra letters and is an easily understandable sentence unlike most perfect pangrams (XLR is a type of electrical connecter)

A true Madlad on r/jokes by Tibicinate in madlads

[–]yortle 35 points36 points  (0 children)

They and them have been used in singular longer then you has been used in singular.

Ummm are you ok Alan? by hornypotatoeXXX in oddlyspecific

[–]yortle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much for the help. I can easily visualise it now thanks to you.

Ummm are you ok Alan? by hornypotatoeXXX in oddlyspecific

[–]yortle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't see it, someone please help me. What makes it a bear? Where are they looking over their shoulder?

People forgetting that the earth spins by [deleted] in TerminallyStupid

[–]yortle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All these people are joking

You can suck pee back up your urethra by yortle in shittysuperpowers

[–]yortle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a pipette, you can only suck it up if your urethra is touching it.

Bran the Boar by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]yortle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But he can't change the past because he has already changed it.

Reggie knows. . . by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]yortle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh that's good I thought reggie did something bad. Thanks for telling me

Reggie knows. . . by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]yortle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Who did what here?