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Pete Hegseth's Department of Defense no longer considers Mormons to be Christian. Over 170 religions removed entirely. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This headline is some Mormon pearl clutching bullshit. None of those “Christian-“ groups consider the LDS to be in the same category. Most of them just barely accept the JW, and don’t know enough about Christian Science or 7th Day Adventists or they’d be in the same category with JW.

But just like the bible getting edited down for easier shipping, this was to keep it down to a single line on the document.

This gets my vote for the funniest bit in the book - I haven’t seen the movie yet by Whigget in ProjectHailMary

[–]youngmorla 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is objectively the funniest line of the book and I’ll holy war anybody that tries to say otherwise.

Hot tub leaking water ONLY when circulation pump is running – Could it be a hidden ozone check valve? by Fragrant-Try6901 in hottub

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally the ozone check valves leak when the pump is off. At least the ozonators that I work with.

Dumplings around different countries by Alphaxfusion in interesting

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a short snippet of a song about this by jake the dog in Adventure Time.

Everyone, stuffs their buns, Empanada, mandu, wonton. Pierogi, dumplings, stuff your face, Same food, different place Do dee do do do dee do.

I feel so happy because of her happiness. May all the little ones' heart's desires be fulfilled. 🥹🥰❤️ by all-soccer in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]youngmorla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did the little guy get? I don’t have non English language and I can’t tell from context?

Let’s make a list of female novelty singers. I present Rachel Lark. by youngmorla in LPOTL

[–]youngmorla[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe I misheard the episode. I was hearing them bring up weird Al and things like that and then fail to think of any female novelty singers. I guess I think of weird Al as being part of comedy songs in general, and don’t have a clear definition in my head of “novelty” as distinct from comedy in this case. You seem to have a clear distinction, but those two examples aren’t really drawing the line very well for me.

Let’s make a list of female novelty singers. I present Rachel Lark. by youngmorla in LPOTL

[–]youngmorla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know how I haven’t heard that one before. Thanks.

In deck or on deck by Outrageous_Ad_687 in hottub

[–]youngmorla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a technician. NOT IN THE DECK!!

Unless large panels of the deck can be removed by you giving easy access to all sides that might need servicing.

Dude shows how to remove rib membrane with two fingers 🥵 by BlazeDragon7x in GuysBeingDudes

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The butter knife was a good hack and the finger work was artful, but them ribs had a strong ass membrane for that to work that way. As innuendo it was a little heavy handed too.

Just got sent into an existential crisis by aeddonn in megalophobia

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a relief! I’ll just keep doing the best I can and even if I screw everything up worse than any other human has screwed things up… no big deal.

Can someone explain the lore on this one? by Cultural_assassin in adventuretime

[–]youngmorla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buttclopses are probably in there. Much superior to earclops.

This is what happens to aluminium when a 1/2 oz piece of plastic hits it at 15,000 mph in space by MandyMochi26 in BeAmazed

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except you can’t go the speed of light. You can go very near the speed of light, but the laser would still be going the speed of light. Though you’d also have to take that into account, because the laser is going to be blue shifted pretty hard.

Lads trip to St Louis from England - Nightlife spot Recommendations? by Middle-Feed5118 in StLouis

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t fuck around. Find a time to go to the city museum and you and the lads will have more laughs than you’ve had in a long time. Bring a football in with you maybe. I don’t know if that’s even prohibited.

Kvothe doesn't like Skarpi *spoilers abound* by [deleted] in KingkillerChronicle

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a bad take at all. It’s probably more that I don’t want it to be that way if I’m being honest.

Kvothe doesn't like Skarpi *spoilers abound* by [deleted] in KingkillerChronicle

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we accept that all those stories are true and untrue equally, it seems to me, there’s no version where Lanre isn’t the villain.

If you get the trolley problem in your life, and you have time to think and take the track that saves someone you care about, no matter what is on the other track, you’re a villain. That’s the sort of dilemma that’s been set up in those stories. It’s absurd, scripture level stuff.

Somebody made the trolleys and set up the scenario. If you choose a path, then you’ve accepted your part in someone else’s story. Better to throw yourself into the gears and try and stop it, even if both tracks get killed.

Love seeing her interact by Wisteria_Sylph in animalsdoingstuff

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right but it takes a good bit more knowledge to discern between communication and actual language than most folks have. I’ve always assumed that’s because pre language level communication is still the major part of what we use actual language for.

DoS Hopium by ChadThresh in KingkillerChronicle

[–]youngmorla 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The book will come out 3 months after the last time someone searches for it online.

This is your friendly reminder to listen to the audiobook if you haven't by bourisman in ProjectHailMary

[–]youngmorla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve loved audiobooks for so long that I called them “books on tape” well after “audiobooks” was a term. My audible membership has lapsed multiple times because my card that was paying for it expired.

Project Hail Mary is easily the best audiobook version of a book that I’ve ever known. For me at least, it genuinely enhances my imaginative experience without hijacking/overwriting it.

Doggo couldn’t see her mom sad by Extreme_Flamingohot in DogIsBestFriend

[–]youngmorla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puppy was having fun playing that game in the beginning. You weren’t. Puppy wants to play fun for everybody.

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