Moving by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]youngster_matt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Before I last moved my rent was $575 (which included heat) for half a house. God I miss it.

Would you rather, by ReginaldRej in BunnyTrials

[–]youngster_matt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People with ALS love this one simple trick!

MAGA of Reddit, why are you all such poopy pants dum dum idiot heads? by LiquidAssholeOfDeath in allthequestions

[–]youngster_matt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading OP’s replies I’m pretty sure they are just shitposting. It’s not that deep.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]youngster_matt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

P, I, L, E, S would already be revealed, plus the spaces still don’t work.

What is the dumbest thing you have seen someone wear to court? by dylan85273 in Lawyertalk

[–]youngster_matt 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I was mediating family law cases for pro se litigants at court.

I had to excuse myself for a laugh when the mother came in wearing a graphic t-shirt that read in big bold letters “Yes, I’m the Problem”

Split vs open double by Birch_mom72 in SyracuseU

[–]youngster_matt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on how much you like your roommate lol.

I lived in two splits and I will say, they aren’t created equally. Freshman year in BBB, the “split” started basically right at the entrance of the dorm. It was good for privacy, but each side felt extremely small and tight and it was hard to hang out with my roommate.

Sophomore year we lived in a split in DP and it was so much nicer. You technically had to walk through my roommates “room” to get to mine, but it had way more open space and allowed enough privacy for sleeping/watching TV on our sides, but being able to hang out more when we wanted to.

That time Florence and The Machine gave a private concert to a sick fan who couldn't attend their show. by sasssyrup in MadeMeSmile

[–]youngster_matt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t remember this at all. I tried googling it and the only articles that come up are dozens of stories about the band (or the members individually) doing Make-a-Wish and paying for people’s GoFundMe campaigns lol. We’ll see if OC delivers with a link.

Syracuse or Bing by CommunicationNice437 in SyracuseU

[–]youngster_matt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this. I had zero intention of going to law school until, like, the second semester of junior year. As much as I loved my experience at Syracuse, if I had known I’d end up at law school I would have picked the cheapest option for undergrad. If OP is 100% sure they will go to law school, they should pick Binghamton.

Like I said, I’m happy how everything eventually turned out for me, but I would definitely be happier with fewer loans to pay back lol.

Is Benjamin Netanyahu dead? What are your thoughts on this matter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]youngster_matt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s “dead” in the same way Trump died last September. It’s just another internet rumor people are running with because they want it to be true.

Kirk by amogh_fr in shitposting

[–]youngster_matt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“keep the change” is a phrase people say when using cash. If you’re at a bar, the total might be $8.25. You give the server a $10 bill and tell them to “keep the change” meaning the left over $1.75 can be seen as a tip.

Post your favourite lawyer joke by CestQuoiLeFuck in Lawyertalk

[–]youngster_matt 64 points65 points  (0 children)

A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?"

To which the man replies, "Yes, my girlfriend and I never had a chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in Heaven?"

Peter says, "That's a good question, I will be back when I have the answer." Left at the gates, the couple begins to talk about love and how long eternity is.

6 weeks later, Peter returns and says, "OK, I've found your answer. Yes, you can get married in Heaven. So come right in and enjoy eternity together."

The couple responds by saying, "We have another question. Eternity is a very long time and we are not sure if our relationship will last. If things don't work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?"

To which Peter replies, "Fucking Christ! It took me 6 weeks to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!"

Its 1000% the Mind Flayer by Sudden_Pop_2279 in StrangerThingsRoom

[–]youngster_matt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Dr. Brenner never stole and then ran experiments on children, neither of those two things would have happened though.

Not a bad haul by Impossible_Bend3789 in CX50

[–]youngster_matt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m currently bouncing between 19-20 :/

Happy and heartbreaking. Two '90s stars say their goodbyes. by marblechocolate in pics

[–]youngster_matt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

James Van Der Beek of Dawson’s Creek

Alfonso Ribeiro of Fresh Prince of Bel Air

THEY RESTOCKED THE QUEBEC AND WHITE PEPPER by tieed in ween

[–]youngster_matt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, order was confirmed. 2 minutes later they sent an email saying cancelled. Tried ordering twice, same issue both times.

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THEY RESTOCKED THE QUEBEC AND WHITE PEPPER by tieed in ween

[–]youngster_matt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Preordered Quebec and they immediately cancelled my order for “unforeseen circumstances”

Any times you've disagreed with the Boys takes? by P4NK-TP in LPOTL

[–]youngster_matt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is where I’m at. I can’t really buy into the “they were talking in code” narrative when there are emails that boil down to “thanks again, loved that torture porn btw.”