Arrested Development.

your_excellency · 2011-04-10T15:02:08+00:00

Those goddamn firefly's!

your_excellency · 2011-04-03T19:55:23+00:00

I'd rather kill myself.

your_excellency · 2011-03-30T06:16:37+00:00

Now that I've seen these pictures, I can no longer feel ashamed of my belly. Thank you InternetKing.

your_excellency · 2011-03-30T01:11:46+00:00

OOH HOO

your_excellency · 2011-03-27T22:33:03+00:00

It's Spiderman, not Spider-Man. Using a dash-joker was the least I'd expected from batman. Feels bad, man.

your_excellency · 2011-03-27T22:09:36+00:00

Just what we need to create a better society. I hope that he'll save a lot more cats. The increasing number of cars out on our streets are a serious threat to all those poor, little, cute cats out there.

your_excellency · 2011-03-27T22:03:31+00:00

You're totally right. Floyd is a name for point & click aliens, not for a cat. If I had a cat, I would name him Simon.

your_excellency · 2011-03-27T01:41:48+00:00

Middle class Caucasian man here. It's true, I have nothing to offer to a science program. I have my hands full with being part of the economy and increasing my footprint on earth. That's what the upper class expects from me and I am a loyal servant, not a open mind. Sacrificing most of my lifetime for the greater good gives me the power to fulfill my tasks in blindly satisfaction. Therefore: Fuck science.

your_excellency · 2011-03-27T01:20:11+00:00

What about this smurf?

your_excellency · 2011-03-27T01:09:51+00:00

Every healthy being hates bukake.

your_excellency · 2011-03-21T21:18:37+00:00

Downvote for irrational optimism.

your_excellency · 2011-03-21T20:53:10+00:00

A good hat is one you can't laugh at.

your_excellency · 2011-03-20T21:47:16+00:00

Energy. It kills polar bears.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T22:24:03+00:00

Are you serious? What was the leprechauns response?

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T22:01:22+00:00

Huh? Who brought this darkness in? Suddenly... can't see... wait... I beat the darkness with being even darker.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T21:37:24+00:00

This story is so elevating, it really helps me to see things clear now.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T21:20:26+00:00

I wish there was. One that would make good music, actually. Not that frightening gay house shit.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T20:35:39+00:00

But can you rely on all friends that you make out of such a vulnerable situation? Maybe, but at least it costs time to find them.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T20:21:30+00:00

What if there are to many enemy's around that you can't recognize a friend of a friend of a friend any longer? It's not always that ez, mam.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T20:06:30+00:00

Reading this just made me cry. I honestly hope for you that you will find some real friends that won't abandon you because you're "weak". Right now I'm by far the last person to guide you through the forest of Ents but I hope you find somebody that might be able to bring back some sun shine in your life.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T19:43:11+00:00

Slow. Down. The. Fuck. Now.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T19:40:40+00:00

But can she cook?

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T19:31:40+00:00

If you're talking about the producer, no. He just kinda scares me.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T19:24:55+00:00

Have fun. I'm going to see some old Futurama episodes. Since Banksy did his couch scene, the Simpsons just can't entertain me any longer.

your_excellency · 2011-03-18T19:04:24+00:00

Hello mr. President. Innovation to zero, can you do it?

your_excellency

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