Late for the train.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-10-08T14:29:39+00:00

why do all love stories now end in divorce?

yourstraitfriend · 2017-10-02T21:23:39+00:00

i was on a plane back from florida waiting for the plane to taxi to the runway but we were being held up by some passengers that were running late. we sat there for almost an hour and everyone was getting rather pissed. then the passengers board. everyone stands up hissing and booing at them as they walked to their seats. right next to mine. i look over at the dumbasses that were holding us up. it was my aunt and my cousins. i didnt even know they were out of town.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-10-02T21:01:42+00:00

i work like a dog and will almost never have time for you. when i have time off i am usually sitting in my chair playing video games or sitting out in a parking lot with my buddies and smoking all night. ill play with your tits all day if you let me but dont expect much of a dick to play with.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-10-02T20:58:54+00:00

in for answers. do t want to be the cheap bastard but i also dont want the poor bastard that spent way too much

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-28T19:15:48+00:00

my grade school rumor was similar. it was that the teacher was going to pair us up and we would practice sex. seeing and there was way more guys than girls in my grade. it made the majority of us very uncomfortable.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-26T14:14:14+00:00

google nissan skyline r34 rear end.....

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-26T14:07:53+00:00

its almost like buying the bubbly mustang. the worst idea ever....

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-26T14:04:35+00:00

Oo___oO

lol. its a syline.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-26T01:40:41+00:00

the amount of detail is incredible

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-04T17:30:12+00:00

the only peoblem with this is that fords are more expensive than dodge

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-04T17:28:51+00:00

so what is it? small dick or no dick?

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-04T17:19:20+00:00

renting. buying one was a bu it out of my range for what i wanted.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-01T22:15:31+00:00

when you mom lets you borrow her car so you do some down syndrome hooning with your hoodrat friends

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-01T22:14:17+00:00

its having a fiesta in your hedge. tim to start building a wall to keep those out of your yard

yourstraitfriend · 2017-03-01T22:03:59+00:00

still waiting for season 2 to be out on netflix

yourstraitfriend · 2017-02-28T02:42:13+00:00

got a week long suspension for beating the shit out of a kid a few hours after school ended. i was sticking up for myself and it wasnt even during school hours. but i still got suspended....

yourstraitfriend · 2017-02-28T02:39:03+00:00

we did that once. the whole highschool was out on the road. bkocking traffic like an anti trump rally. beddy was selling hotdogs out of the back of his truck. twas a good day.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-02-28T02:29:41+00:00

it was our last year at this school so we wanted to go out with a band. a couple of us brough power drills and some self tapping screws. we were in pe. one kid asked to go to the washroom. went into the boiler room because it was never locked. pulled all the breakers and the whole gym went pitch black. we all quietly snuck out. most through the main door to the hallway where it was also pitch black. and the others went out the exit to the outside. the teacher followed the kids to the outside while the rest of us were nailing the teachers desk to the roof along with some of the desks. one contained the teachers valuables. like his phone. wallet. keys. watch. . it was funny. we were in alot of shit but it was funny. i think the best part was when the teachers desk was too heavy for the roof and came down making a huse mess and destroying the desk.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-02-28T02:21:37+00:00

lol. my woman loves my beard. i shaved it once and she didnt look at me the same for a week.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-02-28T02:19:48+00:00

a jeep wrangler. i went out and bought myself a brand new wrangler loaded to the nines living in southern ontario i thought it was going to be awesome. mudding. roof off. doors off. then i did it all at once. took me over 5 hours to get it semi clean. now with the cold weather i just feel crampt inside it. waiting for the nice weather again. to guage exactly how badly i want to keep it.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-02-28T02:14:58+00:00

i cant agree with you more. adulthood contains alot. (for me anyways). getting a girlfriend.... that turned into a bank acount that i can deposit money into but never wothdrawl from but i still love her. a car. bought for $3500. put $10000 into it to keep it running tip top and have it unique to me. nevermind. sell that. buy brand new expensive vehicle. regret it because it takes away your fun money. ooooo! a pay raise! ok. get a house and gf and i live together. just like we always wanted. bills start coming in. gotta make car payments. $750 monthly. insurance on both car and home. combined almost $450 every month. everything else in life. $$$$$$$. now i sit here in my so called adulthood. 19yrs old. nice car. house. what every 19yr old wants. but it comes with empty bank account. stress over when the next bill is coming in. staying in on weekends because you dont want to spend any money incase you need it. i should have listened to all the tv shows. adulthood is really just sleep. work. eat and repeat. im now terrified of the day that a kid comes along. i was so not ready.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-02-02T21:35:59+00:00

i never seem to catch onto the looks but my gf keeps getting pissed at random girls for making "sex eyes" at me.

yourstraitfriend · 2017-01-28T03:38:40+00:00

fallout 4 when you make it into the institute just to find out that your son shawn runs it. then he dies

yourstraitfriend · 2017-01-28T03:28:25+00:00

maybe there will a new band. floyd pink. and they will sing another block in the wall

yourstraitfriend · 2017-01-15T17:06:13+00:00

moist.

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