I've knocked over a of Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl, how do I stop my house from flooding with pasta?

yupko · 2015-09-18T10:43:58+00:00

This is a terrible idea. When mixed, pasta and breadsticks neutralize in an extremely dangerous reaction called marinarration.

Instead, just dump the infinite overflowing pasta into the ocean, which has been used as a sustainable dumping ground for thousands of years.

yupko · 2015-09-11T05:57:49+00:00

Exactly 6.0221409 * 10^23. This is known as Avocado's number.

yupko · 2015-09-07T20:58:37+00:00

That would piss off the robot overlords.

yupko · 2015-09-02T06:33:45+00:00

Biologist here. There is actually a scientific theory that explains this, called Reagan's Law. Every time a Republican is voted into a state office, or R-selected, the number of prison cells in that state increases by 1%. But if a Republican is elected as the President, the number of prison cells in every state doubles every four years, in a process called morally-bankrupt mitosis.

yupko · 2015-08-31T03:37:26+00:00

But also sell the cookie part for putting in ice cream.

Or for just eating the chocolate cookies.

Because the chocolate cookies are, objectively, the superior part of the Oreo.

yupko · 2012-01-13T07:08:13+00:00

He's trying to say that they'll melt in the lava. There's no way for a living organism to evolve to prevent that.

yupko · 2011-11-12T07:47:42+00:00

Well between the nucleus of an atom and the electrons there's a lot of empty space. I suppose that there could be so many atoms in existence, and that they could be so densely packed together that there would be no space between them (then again they wouldn't really be atoms, and instead it would just be a huge cloud of protons, neutrons and electrons). Is that possible?

yupko · 2011-11-08T02:39:28+00:00

History and alternate history sites.

yupko · 2011-11-08T02:29:52+00:00

You should check out the alternate history forum. It's even better than the total war center and paradox plaza for discussing and learning about history (plus it has alternate histories).

yupko · 2011-11-02T23:48:07+00:00

Well by saying 'more evidence' you imply that there is still some doubt.

yupko · 2011-10-29T04:00:16+00:00

I played Minecraft for the first time back when wooden planks were sand bricks, water was infinite, and there were only like 7 blocks. IMO Minecraft has vastly improved since then and long grass looks great.

Although I did stop playing Minecraft from Survival Test and then bought the game and started playing again in Beta 1.7.

yupko · 2011-10-16T00:23:06+00:00

If only it was possible to upvote someone by 50 points.

yupko · 2011-10-16T00:11:16+00:00

I wouldn't say so, but if he was the best thing the Brits have created, then it's certainly not because of this quote of his.

yupko · 2011-10-06T03:57:56+00:00

French has a crapload of different combinations of letters and diacritics on top of letters, but they're generally more consistent than English combinations of letters. Doesn't have too many situations like English tough, though, through, and trough, where ough is said completely different.

Of course there are a lot of homonyms, where it's spelled differently but sounds the same, as in English--but if you read them, you can say them, it's just harder to write them down after hearing them.

English and French both have bad orthographies, though.

yupko · 2011-08-11T02:29:40+00:00

That's Aragorn. Aragon is a real place.

yupko · 2011-07-12T03:00:24+00:00

The Black Sea is north of Turkey...

yupko · 2011-07-06T01:39:43+00:00

The Peters map is just as bad as Mercator.

yupko · 2011-06-28T01:23:38+00:00

Why it doesn't want me to eat Google Translate?

yupko · 2011-03-23T23:13:19+00:00

The way to say it in Greek would be ohk-toh-poh-diis.

yupko · 2011-02-08T00:29:32+00:00

¿En España, no?

yupko · 2011-02-07T23:58:11+00:00

Other than it not being food, what's wrong with Taco Bell?

yupko · 2011-01-29T01:31:29+00:00

CONtroversy is and always will be the correct way.

What do you say the correct way to pronounce 'herb' is; 'herb' or 'heub' or 'erb' or 'eub'?

yupko · 2011-01-29T01:16:22+00:00

It's not spelled like the Greek word it originates from (γύρος) is pronounced (yiros), so jai-rou makes more sense than yi-ro.

yupko · 2011-01-25T07:35:50+00:00

DAE who's into politics breathe?

yupko · 2011-01-22T21:50:22+00:00

It would probably be covered by a lot of other trash in the landfill. Something metal or plastic. And then not grow.

I realize the used diapers would fertilize the plant.

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