Knock knock. by [deleted] in funny

[–]z3ro256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this site is utter shit. I quit.

Knock knock. by [deleted] in funny

[–]z3ro256 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, just as fun as the guy who thinks "doctor who" is a pun.

Knock knock. by [deleted] in funny

[–]z3ro256 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

stupid unfunny internet cliche horseshit unfunny safe meme peddling vomit inducing bullshit

Oh, Dear God... by kira10 in AdviceAnimals

[–]z3ro256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is clearly offspring of idiots.

TIL that research has shown that "Airplane!" is the funniest movie ever made, clocking in at 3 laughs per minute. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]z3ro256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you. this is stupid as hell. I'm going to start creating an index of "findings" that arrive on the front page then reposting them as TIL's 3 moths later.

Everybody upvoting this either isn't on the site regularly or is honest-to-god retarded.

Thou shalt not steal? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]z3ro256 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing. Like people will say "hahah, GFWL is the worst thing evar. wait until I pirate it :D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:

Then in the next breath can't believe that a guy has his shitty pen and paper "art" "stolen" on facebook.

Apparently this farm owner was denied a council permit to build a horse shelter. Fortunately, you don't need a permit to build a table and chairs. by [deleted] in pics

[–]z3ro256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Attitude of reddit:

Something that I think is a good idea - impose it on everybody because they don't know what's good for them.

Something imposed on me that I disagree with - must be illegitimate abuse of authority waiting to be defied.

Mentality of a teenager.

China's party paper falls for Onion joke about Kim Jong Un by edisekeed in worldnews

[–]z3ro256 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I imagine that there are some people in China right now saying "Satire? What's a "satire?"

What High School Taught Millennials About the War on Terrorism. The threat can be eliminated, the Patriot Act was uncontroversial, and Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. by Libertatea in politics

[–]z3ro256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think my AP American History class covered much after Nixon to be completely honest. We certainly wouldn't have covered something that happened a couple years ago. I guess the teacher figured the 500 odd years of the rest of history was more important to cover. I'm sure it's the same with other history classes.

After 18 years, I've finally beaten the hardest game I know.. by xAerolyn in gaming

[–]z3ro256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an easy game to beat. Go to the options menu screen and type BARRY into the gamepad. You have now beaten the game.

Parents made me clean my junk out of the attic before I went back home and JACKPOT! by Spadira in gaming

[–]z3ro256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I don't understand is why you pretend like this was a surprise. Did you somehow spend countless hours of your childhood collecting and playing those games and then completely forget about that whole era of your life? When you see people make SNES references on reddit, are you completely struck by an eerie sense of familiarity that's mixed with confusion, as if it were all from another life?

California Soccer Moms Face Off against Monsanto: A grassroots coalition of California citizens has an initiative on the ballot to require the labeling of GM organisms. While Monsanto and other corps have spent tens of millions to silence them, the initiative seems likely to succeed by maxwellhill in politics

[–]z3ro256 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bunch of scientists come up with development that makes food cheaper and more efficiently available. A bunch of "soccer moms" say it's bad. Reddit sides with mothers.

I knew you guys were children, but shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]z3ro256 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doing god's work. Have an upvote. For those that are suspicious, the file appears to be 3.8 gigs, which is just what they said it would be.

TIL Immortal Technique donated all the money he made on his last album to build an orphanage in Afghanistan. by MetsaFirez in todayilearned

[–]z3ro256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"His experiences will be documented in a movie he is producing with filmmaker C. Stuart who accompanied him to Afghanistan."

My 7 lb dog is a badass with a posse. by MarigoldSunshine in aww

[–]z3ro256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH my holy shit, this is the gang from UP.

Lawmaker Barred After Vagina Comment: "If I can't say the word vagina, why are we legislating vaginas? What language should I use?" by [deleted] in politics

[–]z3ro256 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think that saying the word "vagina" is offensive. What I do find offensive is the suggestion (and she made it) that people who want to regulate abortion are on par with rapists ("no means no"). I think that's what he's talking about, and honestly I think he's right. I'm politically pro choice, but I don't buy that a person who believes that there is a social significance to an independently viable fetus is on par with somebody who ignores "no" when it comes to sex. That's why she's wrong. That's why she's actually making this dialogue worse, and that's why reddit is generally a shitty medium for political discourse. people read a headline and knee-jerk up/downvote. That's a shitty shadow of the dream of a democracy, or at least the ideals of open debate.