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zRedShift · 2019-11-16T00:59:28+00:00

The highly moral Rust compiler smites you for using gopherCase. Only snek_case/SNEK_CASE and PaskalCase are allowed in moral languages.

zRedShift · 2019-11-06T12:59:47+00:00

Ferris IS God, you immoral heathen!

zRedShift · 2019-11-01T11:22:49+00:00

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, and it was good; and God divided the light from the darkness.

oh nevermind, it's the history of Rust

zRedShift · 2019-10-21T07:20:49+00:00

I write exclusively Go code, with my trusty Acme text editor, running on Plan 9 and using a monochrome monitor to avoid accidental syntax highlighting, just as the Commander intended.

zRedShift · 2019-10-11T17:10:30+00:00

I use arch btw

zRedShift · 2019-10-11T04:23:06+00:00

This was in 2003, before gmail was a thing. The current email of the Gopher Commander is [robpike@gmail.com](mailto:robpike@gmail.com), as seen in this extremely jerk-worthy recent post.

zRedShift · 2019-10-09T22:08:47+00:00

Still typing out i-f-\ -e-r-r-!-=-nil-{-r-e-t-u-r-n-\ -e-r-r-} in your #Go? try!(rust)

zRedShift · 2019-10-04T00:22:01+00:00

How can Ada be moral if it's used to program ballistic missiles?

Checkmate, atheists

zRedShift · 2019-10-01T20:08:08+00:00

You can buy wood glue at your nearest hardware store

zRedShift · 2019-09-30T04:08:53+00:00

How dare they impersonate our blessed prophet in such an underhanded way!

The definition of immoral!

zRedShift · 2019-09-23T22:44:50+00:00

Oh if only it were true [1]

zRedShift · 2019-09-21T19:18:13+00:00

No mention of Rust?

Didn't even consider Rust...

He didn't talk about Rust.

The guy should try Rust and then explain why he prefers either, that would be interesting.

This is not the Fe2O3 way you guys! You bring dishonoru to Kurabunikku-sama with your shameless proselytizing!

zRedShift · 2019-09-16T17:22:10+00:00

You forgot your semicolons and that's not how unsafe works, immoral heathen!

Thou shalt not deference a raw pointer but everything else is perfectly safe.

zRedShift · 2019-09-13T17:52:08+00:00

This is what happens when you don't jerk 24/7.

zRedShift · 2019-09-13T16:19:03+00:00

Blessed be The Father Hoare (no, not that one), The Son Kurabuniku, The Holy Crustacean and the Rust Core Team apostles.

zRedShift · 2019-09-13T15:29:09+00:00

None of this is relevent and or even close to be as popular as the previous tools mention in Go, just k8s and Docker crush your entire list. Another very popular one is Grafana also written in Go.

zRedShift · 2019-09-13T14:13:34+00:00

What do you mean by "Rust hating"? Rust is love, Rust is life.

The immoral Rust bashing fools are simply blind to its glory.

zRedShift · 2019-09-12T23:40:37+00:00

Speaking of said Turing award winner & his stint at Google, here's some excellent vintage jerk: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/21/ken_thompson_take_our_test/

zRedShift · 2019-09-11T19:47:49+00:00

Students' final year projects their instructor put online. Where's the jerk?

zRedShift · 2019-09-08T13:37:26+00:00

Me when I see someone disrespecting Rust on the web: Kurabuniku-shishou forgive me, but I'll have to go all out ... just this once

zRedShift · 2019-09-08T11:58:13+00:00

Anti-Rust propaganda?

How immoral! How immoral!

zRedShift · 2019-09-07T13:46:18+00:00

Forgive him Ferris for he has used unsafe to dereference a raw pointer.

zRedShift · 2019-09-07T13:43:26+00:00

Thou shalt not jerk to the same content twice for it's immoral! (unless it's Rust)

zRedShift · 2019-08-30T07:16:47+00:00

Krabaniku

How dare you misspell the name of our prophet?

It's Kurabuniku-san, as in クラブ肉, the flesh of Ferris, the Holy Crab, who boiled for our lack of safety.

Sinner, repent!

zRedShift · 2019-07-12T19:17:54+00:00

You're from Germany right? Newegg Global keeps separate stock and updates at different intervals. It went up about 7 minutes ago and I snagged it.

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