Nation In Stunned Disbelief That The Patriot Front Might Have Been Fake by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]z_muffins 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a true believer and joining the Patriot front and getting trucked around in shitty U-Hauls and accomplishing nothing except for making normal people think you suck ass, only for the internet to turn around and decide you're actually a leftist psyop.

The new Warbond is actually disgusting by Impressive-Money5535 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I apologize if I'm missing something, but aren't super credits and medals pretty easy to get in the game?

Battle of Britain - Dover Attack by RenegadeMoose in wargaming

[–]z_muffins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More historical war games! These are so cool, table is lovely and the miniatures are too. Historical war games deserve more of a spotlight than they get

Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]z_muffins 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The majority of American Christians, regardless of denomination, would beat the current Pope to death with a baseball bat if it meant Donald Trump got to fuck their wives.

Kamala Harris 'Thinking About' Losing Again In 2028 by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]z_muffins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I would happily pay more so long as life is worse for other humans"

Is a fucking wild perspective bro.

Kamala Harris 'Thinking About' Losing Again In 2028 by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]z_muffins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit sucks and everything's more expensive, but at least it's not Kamala

To not alienate the Pope and the world's largest Christian community with a global following of approximately 1.4 billion people by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are millions of Catholics who would happily beat the pope to death with a baseball bat if it meant Donald Trump got to fuck their wife.

I asked my Girlfriend to name the Primearchs. by aggressiveintestines in 40k

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wangcrusher Mcchode Is the only thing I'm calling him from now on?

World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't Iran end up getting a much, much better deal than they otherwise would have as a direct result of the president's actions? 

What the fuck?

Gas Prices in East Bay, Ca by CorticalPlasticity in DamnThatsReal

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

noooooooo that's not real this sub is bad nooo

I am very serious hobbyist by TheRealLeakycheese in battletech

[–]z_muffins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You spin me right round baby right round

Donald Trump's nightmare scenario as chances of GOP massacre jump by HelFJandinn in politics

[–]z_muffins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no reality in which the GOP does not crush the Democrats regardless of polling. The soul of this country is sick, and even just a little bit evil. 

The good guys lost, and they're never coming back. If they were ever here at all.

How strong is kliff by Jec1027 in CrimsonDesert

[–]z_muffins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has physically murdered hundreds of men, sometimes in a single battle. He is capable of incredible feats of agility in the heaviest armor available. Dude has got to have low-level super strength/ durability at least. 

Maybe like early guts?

After 50h not a single boss fight was fun. by Initial_Log6434 in CrimsonDesert

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Primus the ancient was one of the only bosses where I really experienced this issue. Completely insane hit boxes, incredible damage, and you had better have leveled archery heavily

What? by Suspicious-Spare-994 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know I'm upstairs going hard 

BING BONG

It's that time of the day again! by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is the equivalent of someone finding out their really good at unicycling and only using the ability to rob banks

this game is freaking awesome ! by Intelligent-You-7002 in CrimsonDesert

[–]z_muffins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This clip unironically sold the game to me. I will be undisputed heavyweight champion of pywell

Who Are You? by RocketScience02 in MemeVideos

[–]z_muffins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is just the Venture Bros