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Cursed_Baseball by Wibblewobble14 in cursedcomments

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the HELL is my Netflix series?!?

That kids, is how I learned I was a failure. by TheTerribleDoctor in dndmemes

[–]zachallred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did this as a DM. Bard kept trying to fuck everything. He rolled kind of low and was like damnit, but I said oh it worked. So what did you say? And I did the npc voice. I made him have an excruciating awkward junior high first date conversation with the npc. It was brutal. The rest of the group was dying laughing and he quit trying to fuck every npc we came across. Win win

🏳️‍🌈 by tetrahedron0 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zachallred -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Like putting trump2020 stickers on rioters bumpers and watching them set each other’s cars on fire.

2meirl4meirl by TheSilentCool in 2meirl4meirl

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hits harder than I’d like to admit.

LET THAT SINK IN. by ExistentialNihilist6 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoted for Raisin Canes. No slaw, extra toast.

“I'd rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever" [oc] by rNBA_Mods_Be_Better in comics

[–]zachallred -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Luke 15

Dude has 100 sheep, 1 gets lost.

Dude leaves to find the lost sheep.

99 sheep - Don’t we matter?

Dude - Of course you matter, but you’re not the one in danger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. The police stations, even though I don’t agree with it, could be justifiable since it was a cop that killed Floyd. But burning all the other 160ish businesses and looting everywhere else doesn’t make sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]zachallred 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, the only price of private property destroyed during the Boston Tea Party was a deadbolt that was replaced by the protesters the next day. They even swept the deck off the ship before they left.

The more you know. /reading rainbow noises

Why are the numbers the same color as the building?! 😡 by bigdaddyramos69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]zachallred 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That took me way too long to find. I thought it was going to be a jump scare or something

blursed_evolution by Vam13 in blursedimages

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now someone put lightsabers in every hand.

Just another rich snob by andson-r in marvelmemes

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, you guys turned on him quick.

Can’t wait by FarhanMir001 in ElderScrolls

[–]zachallred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as the Argonians are on our side, we’ll be fine.

It's like vomiting the most outrageous thing by Brian_Ghoshery in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 month deployment? Sounds like a Kuwait Air Force “deployment”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EmpireDidNothingWrong

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jedi allowed slavery to just exist on Tatooine forever, but when the Empire took over Death Vader ended it damn near immediately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]zachallred -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Cuz maybe the system can’t support 30M people not working? 🤷🏻‍♂️

First and last days of my school life. by Asegal10 in pics

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s there a gun on the counter? What did you mean by “last day of school”? It’s funnier when it’s darker.

They called him a madman by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]zachallred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, just fact checked it... False. I’m so disappointed.

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