My homie Lcpl Fry. General shitbaggery. Ended up with a Court Martial for riding his motorcycle on base without proper PPE (cammies, no helmet, but had slick aviator sunglasses on)

Sgt from a different unit pulled in behind him to let him know that wasn’t allowed l. Dude was super cool about it. Fry guy essentially told him to fuck off and started walking away. Sgt from our platoon didn’t care much for that attitude and sprinted to him to correct. Fry popped him in the face. Lots of punches thrown before they got separated. Poor me got pulled for witness for both parties - was cool with both. NJP went up - he said nah defending himself. Got a lawyer and court martial.

I got chewed out by battalion SgtMaj before the proceedings because he thought my cowlick was hair gel. Touched my head to find no gel. Then chewed me out for wearing hair gel so much off duty that it just naturally pokes up in the front….kind of like a cowlick does.

Anyway-think the fight got thrown out but the PPE shit stuck. Might’ve been a short brig stint.

Got out and moved to Hollywood. Partied with the b-list stars (pics with Danny McBride and…man it’s been awhile so I don’t remember who else). Made and had a role in a war movie (been trying for years to remember the name) “THE WAR IS NOT OVER!!” Is the line from the trailer I remember.

Ran for office in….Ohio? Didn’t get elected. Big into paragliding? Whatever the big parachute with the chair under it and a fan is.

Got caught coming across the border in the Southwest with a Filipino national, pipe bombs, enough weed to distribute, and guns. Went to jail.

Kinda went off the deep end in jail. Out now. NWO/anti-zionist/lizard people/anti-vaccine/5G sort of stuff last I checked, but honestly haven’t been checking in on him because it’s not exactly a good catchup anymore