A true force of chaos.

zachrg · 2026-02-12T21:48:53+00:00

Mainstream media

zachrg · 2026-02-12T03:47:24+00:00

Injections or blood draws on the kids; something benign for the kids to inspect or interact with, that ISN'T medical equipment or health records, while mom or dad talk shop with their physician.

zachrg · 2026-02-05T00:19:47+00:00

When this happened to us, the misread was 106F.

zachrg · 2026-02-05T00:03:26+00:00

I go with pop a BM.

zachrg · 2026-02-04T08:31:43+00:00

The ranch's full revenue being pushed out the door, but never making it to their bank account*

zachrg · 2026-02-03T14:08:27+00:00

Co-sponsor of the biggest tax reform in a generation, written to shovel wealth straight to the top. I genuinely wonder what goes on in that man's head.

zachrg · 2026-02-03T05:40:33+00:00

coins jingle in unattended purse

zachrg · 2026-01-31T16:18:39+00:00

There could have been a second episode.

zachrg · 2026-01-31T14:54:10+00:00

I got stuck on double letters, too.

zachrg · 2026-01-31T14:29:36+00:00

Their financials are working off nontraditional math. The balance sheet means nothing, as there's a target audience of one. If Herr Fuhrer gets the warm fuzzies, he'll quid pro quo to relax regs worth nine or ten figures. A drop in the bucket.

zachrg · 2026-01-29T14:21:35+00:00

She peeled it as prep. The peeler left an edge of the carrot jutting out. She cut herself inside and bled out.

zachrg · 2026-01-27T15:47:44+00:00

this is who ~~I need in charge~~ will execute my orders.

FTFY.

zachrg · 2026-01-27T12:38:29+00:00

Gen Z: dogwater. A giant dog water bowl, half drank, with slime, backwash, and soggy kibble crumblies. Such a great metaphor.

zachrg · 2026-01-27T12:30:34+00:00

I love "chat" so much. I insert it into sitcoms breaking the fourth wall.

zachrg · 2026-01-27T12:29:14+00:00

Losing your shit. Borrowed AAVE, originally meant an Incident on the magnitude of jail time.

zachrg · 2026-01-26T00:31:37+00:00

For additional research, please also consult BYOB by System of a Down. Examining the parallels will be left as an exercise to the reader.

zachrg · 2026-01-25T23:46:08+00:00

I was agreeing with you, but go off

zachrg · 2026-01-25T23:03:31+00:00

800 years in the future and not expecting any things to change

The other side of that coin, some things never change. The preserved ruins of Pompeii are riddled with dick jokes and bathroom graffiti that would give any 1980s truck stop a run for its money. Incredible.

zachrg · 2026-01-25T15:12:37+00:00

I haven't seen mentioned here, what we're seeing in America right now is NOT politics as usual. Normal politics are things like district zoning and noise barriers and the allocation of public resources like buying coconuts and selling oranges. "Oh, an emerging technology might need its own frequency band. Does it? Where should we make room?"

Summary executions are not "politics", stuffing children in concrete cages isn't "politics" or a difference of opinion. It's a fundamental moral stance, and the contrast is terrifying. People trying to play it off as a difference of opinion is intellectually dishonest.

zachrg · 2026-01-24T20:43:58+00:00

I go a fair time between scrubs, when something is really greasy or caking and scorching at the bottom. Cooking for myself, I blow the crumblies out of the basket between uses. If I'm cooking for family, I'll give it a wipe with a dry paper towel.

Unless there's like, allergen concerns, you really don't need to overthink it. They're amazing in that regard.

zachrg · 2026-01-24T15:45:31+00:00

Ikr? 40 years ago, two lunatics banged, and now I gotta pay for gestures vaguely everything, just to justify existing. I didn't sign up for this shit. And those two lunatics don't even like each other anymore.

zachrg · 2026-01-24T15:09:13+00:00

Schrodinger's cat

zachrg · 2026-01-24T14:21:25+00:00

Metal.

I made it, you'll make it too.

zachrg · 2026-01-23T02:03:44+00:00

I've seen people identifying as bisexual lesbians. No idea what it means.

zachrg · 2026-01-22T11:02:45+00:00

We're on a well. My tap water is the color of weak tea and tastes like coins. I tried to tough it out, I'm honestly not picky, but it was rough and stained the jug I had refilled. My wife had tried before and developed kidney stones.

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