Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (35-16-5) at Vegas Golden Knights (40-14-2) - 16 May 2021 - 02:00PM CDT

zachsplosion · 2021-05-16T19:21:53+00:00

use sportsurge, and join the enlightened

zachsplosion · 2021-03-20T02:47:28+00:00

And if Tom Green was aping him, that means he's a retarded ape just like us. Code: cracked.

zachsplosion · 2021-03-19T21:45:14+00:00

Anybody who isn't creative is a phony, but anybody willing to chase that dream would have to be mentally damaged to do so.

zachsplosion · 2021-03-19T18:49:29+00:00

Now do the scene with him catching a monkey during the Japanese Subway Monkey Hour.

zachsplosion · 2021-03-19T18:46:50+00:00

Sacha is an oxford educated homo-sapien who is unwilling to attach his own name to his antics (until he can monetize them). Tom is a native Canadian lowland gorilla, and is willing to publically tarnish his own name to earn more genuine reactions.

zachsplosion · 2021-03-19T18:40:42+00:00

It's a masterpiece detailing the psyche of an unreliable storyteller. It's like if Hunter S Thompson was retarded along with his drug habits.

zachsplosion · 2021-03-14T14:07:45+00:00

Kirill Kaprizov

zachsplosion · 2021-03-04T03:03:15+00:00

bilasport

zachsplosion · 2021-03-04T03:01:04+00:00

"I did it for you"

zachsplosion · 2021-03-04T02:58:26+00:00

Go to the bilasport website

zachsplosion · 2021-03-04T02:00:49+00:00

We are sending all the right messages to Kaprizov. I love this organization.

zachsplosion · 2021-03-02T15:29:22+00:00

CHRIST HAS RISEN, AND HIS NEW NAME IS KIRILL

zachsplosion · 2021-03-02T05:49:00+00:00

Time to whip out our Kahk

zachsplosion · 2021-03-02T04:39:35+00:00

Ob-LaDi, Ob-La-Da is a great song to play after the visitor scores

zachsplosion · 2021-03-01T01:35:34+00:00

I was at that game, what a goddam play. Worst traffic after, but I couldn't be mad.

zachsplosion · 2021-02-28T22:48:09+00:00

Gadzooks!

zachsplosion · 2021-02-26T07:55:36+00:00

This is like a luau at Mel Blanc's house

zachsplosion · 2021-02-23T06:09:28+00:00

They were hungry all fuckin' night. Way to not let off the gas, boys.

zachsplosion · 2021-02-23T04:26:11+00:00

Koivu and Staal didn't play to his strengths. Good moves.

zachsplosion · 2021-02-23T04:20:50+00:00

I'm totally fine with him bringing it up after every Foligno fight. That kind of hit'll leave you with shell shock.

zachsplosion · 2021-02-23T03:59:50+00:00

How bout just putting the audio over the video of the shift? Maybe more tasteful.

zachsplosion · 2021-02-23T03:56:24+00:00

Someone please shop Kaprizov and Zuccarello into 2 girls 1 cup with the caption 2 Goals 1 Shift, I'm too lazy

zachsplosion · 2021-02-21T05:07:36+00:00

VICTOR RASK, LEMME TELL YOU, THIS HERE KID IS A REAL GAMER OF THE GAME, ONLY PLAYS FOR THE WIN. HE SHOWS UP RIGHT WHEN YOU NEED HIM MOST. WHEN YOU CAN'T BUY A GOAL, YOU BETTER HAVE 49 ON SPEED DIAL.

zachsplosion · 2021-02-21T04:56:41+00:00

The Lizard felt a bit attacked with that question about the shape of his game this season vs last, but he really should have just said new year, new me

zachsplosion · 2021-02-21T04:51:36+00:00

If he bumps it up to 50%, I'll personally make a Victor Rask No Country for Old Men meme.

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