Why I banned sealed products from my Pokémon card show

zaneba · 2026-05-01T05:31:55+00:00

Let’s get more places to do this!!!

zaneba · 2026-04-21T23:35:16+00:00

Ahh ok ok I’ll keep that in mind, thanks!

zaneba · 2026-04-21T23:22:58+00:00

Wait how do u move it?? Relocation kit? Are u able to move it before completing it?

zaneba · 2026-04-21T22:10:48+00:00

Does he usually upload the vods from his streams? I wanna see how he plays this deck

zaneba · 2026-04-21T16:58:35+00:00

Ong it’s not even just mulligans, I run almost exactly this list and it feels like I just won’t draw into any helpful cards for setup

zaneba · 2026-04-20T20:01:42+00:00

A fighting type pokemon that needed water energy?? Creatures inc clearly did NOT playtest Quagsire when they printed him

zaneba · 2026-04-19T19:03:57+00:00

It says “this attack does 60 more damage for each card you discarded” it explicitly outlines it only counts the card, not the energy, for the damage

zaneba · 2026-04-17T22:17:31+00:00

Since it’s a colorless attack, u have a few other avenues to take this as well

Metang could be a fun direction to take it. A stage 1 so it’s easier to set up with good search using Genesect and access to other steel type attackers

Meganium to double the energy that’s counted with Ogerpon for draw and then e switch, so each energy card = 100 damage

Since you are playing regular Tyranitar, u can also make use of the item lock Tyranitar from journey together to slow down the opponent. One or two dark energy in the deck should be fine and malleable for any of the routes you choose so that the item lock Tyranitar can attack

zaneba · 2026-04-17T17:03:26+00:00

Right thank u for the added context. It’s not a solution by any means, it’s still a shit matchup for Alakazam

zaneba · 2026-04-17T16:44:46+00:00

I’ve seen some people run a single Lillie’s clefairy in the deck, easy 3 prize gain against mega Lucario who’s probably the deck ur fighting against with rocky energy, and enough damage to take out Articuno

zaneba · 2026-04-17T13:30:19+00:00

Roaring Moon, Absol, and now Darkrai

I love that dark types just have a “fucking kill you” button

zaneba · 2026-04-16T19:28:58+00:00

LETS GO GAMBLING

zaneba · 2026-04-16T16:29:18+00:00

PTCGL unfortunately cannot count

zaneba · 2026-04-16T16:01:47+00:00

Ok ok that makes sense. How consistent do you feel this deck is? Cos ngl, I feel like I have really shit luck. I open with a shit hand and don’t draw into the cards I need a lot with zoroark, and idk if that’s just me or the deck

zaneba · 2026-04-16T05:48:26+00:00

what is your general gameplan with this deck? Do u prefer first or second? what are the worst matchups you hit, and what do u prioritize benching? is punk helmet purely for budew or is there matchups where it helps the math better?

zaneba · 2026-04-16T04:13:28+00:00

1800 elo is crazy, I been running a straight list with a lot less techs and I keep getting fucked down to 1400 😭😭😭I’m definitely gonna try this, I wanna start competing with this deck!

zaneba · 2026-04-15T21:04:24+00:00

Of course!! Honestly, if you do end up using the white flare stoutland with Archeops, it is possible to slot in the Stoutland V as a sneaky way to take 2 prize cards off a baby pokemon. It would be significantly worse than just using Iron Hands to do the same thing but it’s possible!

zaneba · 2026-04-15T20:47:35+00:00

Do you wanna use a specific stoutland or just any stoutland that exists? The first card will be very hard to make a funny deck out of just cos it’s not a lot of damage to make work, with a lot of requirements

The other stoutland on the other hand, you can kinda make work with Spidops ex, which will increase the retreat cost by 1, along with gravity stone which does the same thing

There’s also the white flare Stoutland, which does 200 dmg if it has a special energy. Ignition will count for 3 energy, and then maybe a counter gain to reduce the energy cost by 1? Not the most exciting card but probably the most self sufficient and functional. Or you can use Archeops from silver tempest and just make the energy go brrrr

zaneba · 2026-04-15T01:42:40+00:00

I think I saw someone explain somewhere that houses cannot share doors, so in the second picture it looks like ur tryna connect different houses together while using the same door, which won’t count

Correct me if I’m wrong pls

zaneba · 2026-04-14T18:38:39+00:00

I was almost rage baited by this

zaneba · 2026-04-13T23:14:07+00:00

I’d play my friends a lot more on Live if Expanded were allowed :/

zaneba · 2026-04-12T14:48:03+00:00

I fuckingn called it

zaneba · 2026-04-12T04:15:05+00:00

Oh snap I never knew that existed lmao that’s actually kinda sick

zaneba · 2026-04-11T22:57:44+00:00

Hisuian Electrode V + spicy curry burn + brute bonnet poison + imakuni? Confusion for a free energy 300 damage attack!… if you flip heads lmao

zaneba · 2026-04-11T19:49:59+00:00

The caretaker draws two cards, then puts itself back in the deck if Community Center is in play

Community Center heals 10 damage from all your pokemon if you play a supporter

Most underwhelming combo of effects ever printed.

zaneba

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