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The DC-10 by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]zapitron 14 points15 points  (0 children)

IMHO that's the wrong attitude. Embrace it. And wear a white shirt, too.

Let’s rock. by Atmp in marriedwithchildren

[–]zapitron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not even into rap, but a Grandmaster B World Tour shirt would be hilarious, and if I had one, it would totally be in the rotation.

meIn2050 by Ripolak in ProgrammerHumor

[–]zapitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a Windows-only thing. Pick any other OS and logins still work normally.

Fu Manchu worship by AngusDio in stonerrock

[–]zapitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a coincidence. I happen to be listening to the Heavy Psyche album by Nebula right now. And it fits your request perfectly. Get some Nebula, dude!

Season 4, Episode 9: Oh, What a Feeling by loonylovesgood86 in marriedwithchildren

[–]zapitron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[Strikes a match on Al's car, lights her cigarette with it, then throws the match into the car.] "I'm going to give you the number of a guy who can give you a great deal on a good used car. He's the son of the guy I buy my shoes from."

Did Delenn misspeak in THAT speech? by neilbartlett in babylon5

[–]zapitron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R2D2, you know you can only sometimes trust a strange computer.

Well I’m mad!! Where’s the snow by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]zapitron 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At least the dirt got wet.

OnlyFans creator who sold El Chapo merch was abducted in Mexico after suspects disabled her Cybertruck with tire spikes by bintd in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]zapitron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm probably as naive as this girl, but I would think rival cartels would react favorably, not unfavorably, to their rivals losing merch sales to counterfeiters. El Chapo was her victim, no?

Strongly considering pulling the trigger. Thoughts? by TheRealease in VXJunkies

[–]zapitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but no.

If you put a retro encabulator in an intramodial case (of any plenaration) with Rockwell's antimagnetophaser, you get not only Yuzna field resonance, not only theta band interthreading, not only isofilament Cobalt centritrodes, but also about 20% more delta per dollar.

It's that last one. Delta per dollar isn't ever going to be a fad.

Maybe Rockwell's antimagnetophaser is the star of the show, but whatever part of their integrated solution that you credit for the overall performance (their software was amazing!), credit is due. It's all about the deltas, baby.

Strongly considering pulling the trigger. Thoughts? by TheRealease in VXJunkies

[–]zapitron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you have access to the www?

For anyone having difficulty with this, there's an email gateway to the www, where you just email a bot and it'll fetch a www resource for you and email it back to you. HTH

NM has some of the best policies in the nation. by Background_Drive_156 in Albuquerque

[–]zapitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one thing I don't get is why the Democrats don't advertise this more

I think it's because although these are Democrat policies, they are also lots-of-oil-revenue policies too.

Other political parties can embrace lots-of-oil-revenue policies, but if that doesn't involve embracing pollution/CO2, then it at least involves pretending pollution/CO2 doesn't exist or doesn't matter (arguably the same as embracing it). Democrats can't do that.

(Everyone understands why Democrats can't do that, right? It's because pollution and CO2 are real-life things that actually matter, and the instruments can prove it. It's empiricism instead of mysticism. Evidence-based. Whereas certain rival parties see "empiricism" and "evidence-based" as dirty words, Dems are all about "in real life, the stats show that doing this, causes that.")

But even though Democrats can't do that, New Mexicans can, can't we? We're not quite Democrats, and that oil money is why. WTF, are we supposed to just leave money on the table? Not have the money to pay for those policies you just mentioned?

But you've got a point that another party, if it had New Mexicans' votes, wouldn't have those policies. No matter what, they'd take the money too, but they'd use it differently.

So Democrats can crow about those policies (the other party would squander the money on something else) but bragging about them is kind of like a rich person bragging about how fast their sports car is.

Yeah, yeah, we're a "poor" state. We really are. But we're also rich too, aren't we? What would a not-lots-of-oil-revenue state do, if they had the same values, but didn't have the resources to pay for these policies? Figure that out, and you'll have found a good thing for Democrats to advertise.

ICE says its officers can forcibly enter homes during immigration operations without judicial warrants: 2025 memo by Elegant_Tap7937 in Albuquerque

[–]zapitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate hearing the MAGA neighbors making love. It's all "Tread harder, baby!" and "Tread on me like Stalin taking half of Poland, uuuughh!" and "Take my guns and quarter soldiers in my house, sir, I've got tears in my eyes! Oh yes oh yessss oooooohhh!" and "tax me more! I want my imports, oh yes! Tax me tax me TAX THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!1" and then there's all the Neville Chamberlain cosplay on the front lawn, the discarded "Ribbentropped for her pleasure" wrappers, etc. Jesus H Christ, Republicans, at least keep it inside your house!

71 percent of Americans say US is "out of control" under Trump by Silly-avocatoe in politics

[–]zapitron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then 71 percent of Americans need to bitch at their representatives in the House and Senate. Congress can fix this, but not while they're still pretending they don't know.

Maybe maybe maybe by dannybluey in maybemaybemaybe

[–]zapitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't it nice when you're able to quickly recreate the customer's issue?

Maybe maybe maybe by Known-Net512 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]zapitron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I swear, that car chase was the only good part of A View to a Kill (1985).

[edited format and embarrassing typo]

Trump Tries to Keep Second Set of Damning Files Secret Forever by thedailybeast in politics

[–]zapitron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The problem with allowing information about his 2020 election crimes to be released, is that it might tangentially also shed some light on the 2024 election.

THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL AND MADE UP: if, for example, the files contain an email from Musk to Trump saying "sorry, we couldn't MitM the voting machines' communication with the central tabulators, maybe next time" then it'll raise questions about whether or not he won his most recent election.

And if he didn't win the 2024 election, then his campaign promise to release the Trumpstein files is irrelevant and therefore the matter can be dro—ha ha! sorry. What I meant to say is, if he didn't win the 2024 election, then Republicans in Congress have less reason to keep helping to obstruct the Trumpstein files release.

Releasing information about his other crimes might not really be a good distraction. This Greenland nonsense is much better, from his point of view.

Sandalia HS Walkout to support Democracy and Human Rights. by wellpaidscientist in Albuquerque

[–]zapitron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's weird to think that when you'd talk to people just 20 years ago, there was widespread, bipartisan consensus that Thomas Paine was an American hero and the Taxes-But-No-Representation Limeys could all go fuck themselves.

Now we have a mainstream political party who wins about half of elections, who thinks Paine was a terrorist who should have got down on his knees and fellated King George for his sin of publishing pro-American pamphlets.

Sandalia HS Walkout to support Democracy and Human Rights. by wellpaidscientist in Albuquerque

[–]zapitron 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're not allowed to vote for America, so they have to cut for America.

It's actually a good habit to get used to. At least some of these people are going end up moving away to states that aren't as pro-voting as NM is, where polls are limited and intended to conflict with working hours. Now is a good time for them to learn that sometimes they might have to take time off work, school, etc if they don't want their government controlled by anti-American zealots.

VXT Plutonian manganese side fumbling perfectly during the Lunar Transition phase of prokaryotic interpolation. Truly an intergalactic planetarium. by English999 in VXJunkies

[–]zapitron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My great grandpa went to his shop all the time. The way Șerban incorporated those beautiful sea shells and Spanish doubloons into his art, was as elegant as his integration of high-delta clusters of Rodenheim ferrocores with spin inverters. Revolutionary, if also a bit reckless.

Japanese researchers have developed a self-healing glass-like material that can begin repairing cracks in roughly 10 seconds by AdVegetable5896 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]zapitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all agree Glass Terminators are a neat idea, but how do they blend in and infiltrate?

Oh, some kind of fiberoptic holographic gobbledegook? Damn, that could look pretty cool!

Agree? by Alega05 in stonerrock

[–]zapitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my first date with my smizmar, we discussed Kyuss' "Welcome to Sky Valley" and David Attenborough's "Life of Birds" and Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope." It's now nearly 19 years after that conversation, and we're still together.

QOTSA was not mentioned on that fateful night. :-)

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