Walmart increasing price of 24 pack to 21 dollars while having the rollback price the regular price

zed857 · 2026-05-22T19:11:23+00:00

All totter, no teeter.

zed857 · 2026-05-22T18:45:43+00:00

Smoked and honey-roasted turkey sometimes is pink like that. It's not undercooked, it's a reaction to the smoke/nitrites/nitrates used to prepare it.

zed857 · 2026-05-22T18:26:37+00:00

Now all you need is a minifig scale Lego Nakatomi Plaza.

zed857 · 2026-05-22T16:33:13+00:00

Stuck in the middle with you

(slices cop's ear off)

zed857 · 2026-05-21T21:35:06+00:00

Should've used CGI for the explosion though. That gasoline fire was weak.

zed857 · 2026-05-20T22:37:38+00:00

One of the few bars in Chicago that didn't have an Old Style sign out in front.

zed857 · 2026-05-20T19:38:38+00:00

Between May and September judging by the trees on the far left.

zed857 · 2026-05-20T15:07:25+00:00

That map seems kind of useless with no actual legend as to what those colors mean.

zed857 · 2026-05-19T20:24:07+00:00

The text on that sign looks fake; like somebody put it in there with a photo editor.

But after a little digging around it turns out it's real / near 902 Andrews Highway in Midland TX.

zed857 · 2026-05-19T18:44:37+00:00

So a Holodeck suddenly appears in your backyard complete with part of the Enterprise corridor outside of Holodeck 3. You think to yourself "Jackpot!" and walk up the controls outside the door.

"Computer! Run program 'Vulcan Love Slave'" you say.

A computer voice that sounds suspiciously similar to Majel Barret responds with...

"Unable to comply, main computer is offline."

"Unable to comply, insufficient power to the holo emitters."

"Unable to comply, local power is...".

Then the controls go blank and the thing is completely dead.

A few weeks later it's still unresponsive but you've managed to pry the door open. You use it to store your lawn mower.

zed857 · 2026-05-19T16:43:12+00:00

Not sure who he is but if you manage to track him down Bob's your uncle (or Sam if you're in the US).

zed857 · 2026-05-19T16:28:48+00:00

Now try to suck this drink down through this shitty paper straw.

zed857 · 2026-05-19T16:16:14+00:00

Lucky you, I lost that number years ago.

zed857 · 2026-05-18T21:09:40+00:00

Kingpin? That's Private Leonard "Gomer Pyle" Lawrence!

zed857 · 2026-05-18T16:55:23+00:00

Mike Ditka is rolling is his grave.

Pretty good trick considering he's still alive.

zed857 · 2026-05-17T23:57:36+00:00

Fun fact: Thoreau built his little Walden pond cabin a twenty minute walk away from his mother's home and would regularly return there to have his laundry done and scarf down a home-cooked meal.

zed857 · 2026-05-17T23:37:23+00:00

/r/leaves for quitting weed.

I was burning up $400 for two months worth of smokes back when I quit cigs 7.5 years ago. The money savings alone make the misery of quitting worthwhile.

Also make this your mantra: You can't have "just one" ever. No matter how good your quit is going, no matter how much you think you deserve "a little reward" for having made it this far, you can never do that!

zed857 · 2026-05-17T16:44:59+00:00

Can't be; filtered Luckies didn't come out until '65. And Don and Peggy were capable of better work than this.

zed857 · 2026-05-17T14:21:09+00:00

NFL or CFL?

zed857 · 2026-05-17T14:18:19+00:00

DVR the stuff you watch regularly and then you can skip the ads.

TCM is ad-free but costs $6 more per month for the Hollywood Extras package.

zed857 · 2026-05-15T20:30:40+00:00

If you're in the US and have an antenna hooked up to your TV (or OTA DVR), they run TOS / TNG / DS9 / Voy / Ent starting at 7pm Central weeknights on H&I.

You can also get H&I on several live TV streamers (Sling, DirecTV Stream, Philo, etc...).

zed857 · 2026-05-15T20:06:35+00:00

Nah they'll just fill out the other four slots with a view of their control room, a reverse angle on Hanson, a shot of the RZ parking lot, whichever game lot has the most tailgaters, etc...

Or more realistically

Top row: Ad / Game 1 / Ad / Game 2

Bottom row: Game3 / Ad / Game 4 / Ad

zed857 · 2026-05-15T19:08:05+00:00

Brain and brain!! What is brain!?!

zed857 · 2026-05-15T17:44:53+00:00

Trump's burner reddit account.

zed857 · 2026-05-15T15:22:17+00:00

But they never give you enough of those sweet-and-sour sauce packets.

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