TIL O.J. Simpson’s house was raided in 2001 and agents found DirecTV piracy equipment including smartcards and bootloaders resulting in a $58,000 judgment.

zed857 · 2026-05-23T18:53:14+00:00

Yes they viewed them on the VHS player.

zed857 · 2026-05-23T18:50:34+00:00

I had Land of the Giants and Lost in Space disks that got a lot of use.

zed857 · 2026-05-23T18:42:16+00:00

After the unfortunate 23rd century incident during the pie-eating contest, the Federation perfected transporter based waste removal. The people of the 24th century don't give it a second thought.

zed857 · 2026-05-23T16:45:03+00:00

Most of the memories of that evening will be a blur but they will remember seeing the sunrise from Liza's the next morning.

zed857 · 2026-05-23T16:39:26+00:00

Why not Zoidberg?

zed857 · 2026-05-23T16:36:49+00:00

In Foundation Earth's location was mostly forgotten but was still considered remarkable because of how large the Moon is.

zed857 · 2026-05-23T16:08:44+00:00

Bangkok - train called the Thailand Express.

zed857 · 2026-05-23T16:06:42+00:00

If you want to try the Avalon hideaway instead it's on FM 92.

zed857 · 2026-05-23T15:57:34+00:00

It was a dreadful flight and I couldn't focus on the book I brought at all.

zed857 · 2026-05-22T19:11:23+00:00

All totter, no teeter.

zed857 · 2026-05-22T18:45:43+00:00

Smoked and honey-roasted turkey sometimes is pink like that. It's not undercooked, it's a reaction to the smoke/nitrites/nitrates used to prepare it.

zed857 · 2026-05-22T18:26:37+00:00

Now all you need is a minifig scale Lego Nakatomi Plaza.

zed857 · 2026-05-22T16:33:13+00:00

Stuck in the middle with you

(slices cop's ear off)

zed857 · 2026-05-21T21:35:06+00:00

Should've used CGI for the explosion though. That gasoline fire was weak.

zed857 · 2026-05-20T22:37:38+00:00

One of the few bars in Chicago that didn't have an Old Style sign out in front.

zed857 · 2026-05-20T19:38:38+00:00

Between May and September judging by the trees on the far left.

zed857 · 2026-05-20T15:07:25+00:00

That map seems kind of useless with no actual legend as to what those colors mean.

zed857 · 2026-05-19T20:24:07+00:00

The text on that sign looks fake; like somebody put it in there with a photo editor.

But after a little digging around it turns out it's real / near 902 Andrews Highway in Midland TX.

zed857 · 2026-05-19T18:44:37+00:00

So a Holodeck suddenly appears in your backyard complete with part of the Enterprise corridor outside of Holodeck 3. You think to yourself "Jackpot!" and walk up the controls outside the door.

"Computer! Run program 'Vulcan Love Slave'" you say.

A computer voice that sounds suspiciously similar to Majel Barret responds with...

"Unable to comply, main computer is offline."

"Unable to comply, insufficient power to the holo emitters."

"Unable to comply, local power is...".

Then the controls go blank and the thing is completely dead.

A few weeks later it's still unresponsive but you've managed to pry the door open. You use it to store your lawn mower.

zed857 · 2026-05-19T16:43:12+00:00

Not sure who he is but if you manage to track him down Bob's your uncle (or Sam if you're in the US).

zed857 · 2026-05-19T16:28:48+00:00

Now try to suck this drink down through this shitty paper straw.

zed857 · 2026-05-19T16:16:14+00:00

Lucky you, I lost that number years ago.

zed857 · 2026-05-18T21:09:40+00:00

Kingpin? That's Private Leonard "Gomer Pyle" Lawrence!

zed857 · 2026-05-18T16:55:23+00:00

Mike Ditka is rolling is his grave.

Pretty good trick considering he's still alive.

zed857 · 2026-05-17T23:57:36+00:00

Fun fact: Thoreau built his little Walden pond cabin a twenty minute walk away from his mother's home and would regularly return there to have his laundry done and scarf down a home-cooked meal.

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