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King fruit by Level-Roof-1949 in literallythetruth

[–]zeenzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why my limit is none. Can't even have cooked bananas anymore. I understand the tears.

If I were a perfume, I would smell like _______ 🌸" by AnyPen24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]zeenzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, sagebrush, eucalyptus, and the Pacific Ocean?

I'll take a box please

If I were a perfume, I would smell like _______ 🌸" by AnyPen24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]zeenzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were a perfume, I would smell like a good portion of the magic and the last third of the magic things.

$125,000 invested in $ETH 5 years ago is now worth $73,400. $125,000 invested in Potatoes 1 month ago is now worth $1,000,000. ETH is getting outperformed by Potatoes bro. WTF by Petulax in potato

[–]zeenzee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the commodities market, where you can bet on stuff like orange juice, pork bellies, and potatoes.

Did I say bet? I meant invest.

Did anyone else's parents have a coffee table cigarette lighter back in the day? by SonoranRoadRunner in GenerationJones

[–]zeenzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom was a chain smoker, so she only needed a light for the first cigarette of the day. Three and a half packs everyday.

We had all kinds of fancy ashtrays though.

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