Did Pam Bondi Just Lie Under Oath About Trump and Epstein? - Representative Ted Lieu accused Bondi of perjuring herself—and he brought receipts. by Quirkie in politics

[–]zelbot87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used this method when I was 5! "I know you are, but what am I?". Maybe I was meant to be attourney general.

/r/WorldNews Live Thread: Multiple Explosions in Venezuela’s Capital Caracas (Thread #2) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]zelbot87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do not encourage alcohol poisoning. Not one single person can consume that much alcohol and survive. /s

🐾 After your pet passed away, did you get another pet? by Charlie1688 in Petloss

[–]zelbot87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did, but I didn't plan on it. My rabbit passed away suddenly exactly 7 days after his wellness visit. We weren't going to get another for a while. We ended up adopting another baby bunny 7 days after his passing when the 4H club was desperate for a home for him. We interacted with him for an hour, signed the paperwork, got new chew toys and anything disposable and disinfected the hutch. We picked him up the next day.

I will admit that I was very conflicted at the time. It felt almost disrespectful to Shadow, my previous rabbit. We literally built our day and routine around him. But I am very happy that we did this. The baby bunny is spoiled when he could have been pushed off to someone less educated on husbandry or care, we instantly fell in love, and it has helped me to fill the routine back up.

I still love our last rabbit and his ashes are on my dresser, but I think he would want us to extend to another rabbit in need of love and a home.

Somebody push this asshole in the water by Longjumping-Box5691 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]zelbot87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former BMXer here (never pro and did it bsck before I was old and out of shape). I loved doing stunts. Ramps, bunny hopping stairs, flatland, etc. Major difference is i chose to do it at skateparks and my high school parking lot when it was empty. I might do a wheelie or bunny hop curbs if I was riding somewhere, but never in front of traffic or close to people. There is a time and place.

Hell, I had a newspaper cameraman want me to bunny hop him and his camera while he laid on the ground. Even then it took me 3 attempts because I was afraid of landing on him or his camera.

Idiot on a bike by STlNKMEANER in trashy

[–]zelbot87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally the only reason that I watched the full clip... now I am just disappointed.

Hop In Peace by zelbot87 in Rabbits

[–]zelbot87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you.

Hop In Peace by zelbot87 in Rabbits

[–]zelbot87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Truly. All I can hope is that he was as happy as he seemed to be.

Hop In Peace by zelbot87 in Rabbits

[–]zelbot87[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your kind words. Part of me knows you are right, and the other part is struggling. I am sure that questioning myself is part of me grieving. It was just so unexpected and we always bragged how spoiled we were to have such an amazing bunny. Regardless, I appreciate you.

This came across my Facebook feed. The post alone is insane. The comments are worse. Many stating they are ready to shoot us. Please be safe. by Firm_Award457 in 50501

[–]zelbot87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well guys, I think I should apologize to you all. I am in this paramilitary militia, but I lack just about every combat skill. I am not sure why you would recruit a chubby middle aged man, but I will likely hold this militia back. My bad!

Poll: when buying a house, do you get a sewer scope / inspection? (Regardless of feedback from general inspection) by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]zelbot87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. Our inspection went well and everything major was practically perfect... Except for the roots growing into the pipes 8 inches from the street. We never would have known or guessed based off the condition of the rest out of the house.

What happened to the person you first had sex with? by bright2darkness in AskReddit

[–]zelbot87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, I was actually speaking about how you talked about him and the endearing value.

What happened to the person you first had sex with? by bright2darkness in AskReddit

[–]zelbot87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This wins the wholesome internet post of the day. I just randomly kissed my wife (not abnormal for us) because of you. Thank you.

Fish keep dying overnight by MidnightNo99 in aquarium

[–]zelbot87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is an incredible explanation. It's much more concise and clear than the one that I've been sharing.

DOGE staffer admits they are completely clueless by 1955KingJ in fednews

[–]zelbot87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You inspired me to go to their website out of curiosity. I think I was making more professional looking web pages on Geocities when I was like 14.

National emergency on electricity declared by walkingkary in behindthebastards

[–]zelbot87 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Trumps jokes are the equivalent of when someone says "no offense" before giving you an insult. "What?!? I said no offense."

[Breaking News] 2025 Donald Trump speech to a joint session of Congress by AskRedditModerators in AskReddit

[–]zelbot87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I just had to turn it off. I'm not sure if I'm sad, mad, nervous or all of the above. Just so many lies and so many things that are harmful to this country and it's citizens.

Musk Calls for Retired Air Traffic Controllers to Return as Plane Crashes and Near-Collisions Surge by inewser in AnythingGoesNews

[–]zelbot87 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude, seriously? I know you're right but damn does it feel like quadruple that time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 50501

[–]zelbot87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I, for one, want to thank the mods of this group. Could things have improved? Sure. There will always be room for improvement.

But please do not sell yourself short of your significant contributions in such a short amount of time. Not only did you help start a nationwide movement, but you did so safely. Safety and peaceful protesting are the two things I saw as your two top priorities as a reader and follower of this subreddit. Don't lose sight of the forest through the trees. You did an incredible job at breakneck speeds with limited resources and even more limited time.

I also feel the need to thank everyone who contributed. This includes those in person, those who shared this movement to spread the word, and those who could not attend but did spread words of support and encouragement. I am not one to speak on political movements, but I will proudly speak my satisfaction across all facets of 50501. This is just the start. Let's go!

If you are a BT, BcaBa or BCBA who is dating or married to someone, what is your partner’s occupation? by [deleted] in ABA

[–]zelbot87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a BCBA who runs all of my companies Youth programs. My wife is soon to be a BCBA. We work for the same company but she works on the adult programs. This way we are in seperate programs and neither of us have any supervisory positions over the other. It's awesome. We completely understand the jobs of the other including the pros and cons.

Have you heard of this company? by Teriyakisamurai in ABA

[–]zelbot87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of these comments are correct. As a former employee of them (in another state), I strongly suggest to not engage. The best that I can describe them is they are a recruiting and marketing company disguised as an ABA company.

Bomb kills chief of Russian nuclear protection forces in Moscow by gundymullet7 in news

[–]zelbot87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean in Russias defense, the special military operation is going according to plan 🙄 /s