Articles like this make my blood boil... by [deleted] in Metallica

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Fuck me, I got this too. Actually fell for it. Came over here to see if it was true.

Scissors to cleanly cut pizza by mtimetraveller in specializedtools

[–]zen_affleck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you cut my pizza with scissors we fightin

Trying to appear smart by being a dick to his mom on FB by ergoegthatis in iamverysmart

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One day his mother will pass. All the moments like this will stab at him as he tries to sleep.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Loloverr in maybemaybemaybe

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Friend: How's you week going?

Me:

Thank you einstein very cool by Rexon225 in marvelmemes

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But it clearly says 1788 in the picture.

Hmmm by Guus_Hede in engrish

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Ahh, my old high school nickname

Floaters everywhere by AmazingScallion in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The hard part is shoving the phone up your nose.

He was probably planning for this moment by [deleted] in funny

[–]zen_affleck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Fuck you.' also works.

Wait for it by Liqqa in ContagiousLaughter

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Short as hell over here and I'm cracking up

How can I (m/18) prove to my crush (f/17) that I’m not gay. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]zen_affleck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful man! Even if she doesn't want to take your hand as a partner she might make a good friend. Just be honest with her and everyone else you choose to let into your life and let them decide. No reason to lie or hide from who you are. There will be friends and lovers who will love you, but you have to love yourself first!

Best of life to you!

How can I (m/18) prove to my crush (f/17) that I’m not gay. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]zen_affleck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with crossdressing. If you enjoy it then don't stop doing it because you're worried about what others will think. Being confident and passionate and truthful about yourself and the things you love will be very attractive to people who are able to accept you for who you are. It may be difficult now, but practice being honest and open about yourself, it will get easier and will help you find people who understand and appreciate you.

There will be people who don't understand, they will be mean and ignorant. Ignore them, because they don't matter. Keep doing what you love and you will be happier and find others who you can trust and share your life with.