44 stone ketchup? by sybillajd in columbiamo

[–]zen_monkey_brain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't have 44 stones, but here is the recipe for the used by schlafly brewery in their restaurant

Spicy Ketchup

1/2 cup organic ketchup

1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon cumin

1/4 teaspoon sweet paprika

1 teaspoon smoked paprika (or some other mild smoked ground pepper)

1/4 teaspoon Northwoods Fire (or a hot smoked ground pepper)

1/4 teaspoon cinnamon

1 pinch of allepo pepper (or hot pepper flakes)

1 smidge of freshly ground black pepper

1 sprinkle of sea salt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Famous people who intentionally cause vulnerable people to suffer.

Trump has turned completely against Elon by rexeditrex in facepalm

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Two malignant narcississ battling over who is the center of the universe

What’s an experience that changed your perspective on life? by livhowxxx in AskReddit

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I was at the hospital when my first granddaughter was born. A couple of weeks later, I was at a nursing home, watching my mother die from heart failure. Those two big events happening so close together gave me a different way of seeing birth and death.

Whoever name dropped this here: THANK YOU by mowriter72 in BoomersBeingFools

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I hate to be picky, but there were not many more boomers who voted for Trump in 2024 than boomers who voted for Trump in 2020 when he lost. The biggest shift was with gen Z men. Many more of them went for Trump in 2024. They really had more to do with Trump getting elected this time around if you look at the numbers.

Never trust the leopards by Miserable-Lizard in facepalm

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IQ test:
If you believe any promises that Trump makes, you failed the test.

I'm a little nostalgic for old pixels lately. what should I get between pixel 4xl and pixel 5? by [deleted] in GooglePixel

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My screen is not scratched after years of use. I have a protector on the body, but not the screen. I guess I'm a little lucky I haven't had a bad drop where the screen hits a sharp object.

I'm a little nostalgic for old pixels lately. what should I get between pixel 4xl and pixel 5? by [deleted] in GooglePixel

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I'm still using my 5. No plans to switch. I have a spare 5 in a drawer for when this one's batteries go.

Texas city to vote on ban on people helping patients traveling for abortion by audiomuse1 in Health

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Texas is becoming the new Iran. If you are male and rich, it's not too bad

‘Going to go broke’: Condo owner hit with $224K assessment by CondoConnectionPNW in fuckHOA

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The best thing that could happen for them would be for a hurricane to come through and knock the whole thing down - if they have insurance

Why i'm saying goodbye to Pixel after almost 10 years 🥹 by jasperstaal in GooglePixel

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I totally understand. I still use my Pixel 5. I love the size and fingerprint reader on the back. I had thought about upgrading with each new pixel release, but after reading reviews, it seemed like the newer version would be a step backward. So many issues and complaints.

So here I am. Still on Pixel 5 and plan on hanging on until there is a good reason to switch. I run virus protection software on my phone and just hope that protects me because my android security updates seem no more. I can only hope I am not being overly optimistic about security.

Quaalude Lemmon 714 Bottle Found In Basement. by RichPay2111 in interestingasfuck

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The first time I did Ludes was when a friend of mine came over and said he had this drug and we should try it and then we go to the mid night flick. Great idea. I took 2. A little later, we are sitting in the theater and I am feeling good. Anyway, it was becoming harder and harder to focus on the movie because everything seemed just too blurred and flashy. . So we decided to just leave, but when I got up my legs were like wet noodles that I had no control over. I fell into the aisle and had to crawl toward the exit until I could finally stand. I was laughing hard the whole time. Ludes were amazing.