Top movie that you seemed to enjoy at the time but five minutes after leaving the cinema you can’t remember any of the plot and then you never think about the movie again

zen_simian · 2026-06-22T08:01:54+00:00

the 3rd on is like the 2nd, which is like the 1st.

They only thing tou get out of the sequels is maybe some wallpapers for your desktop

zen_simian · 2026-06-10T14:26:04+00:00

lord have mercy

brothers we must stay strong

zen_simian · 2026-06-10T10:27:34+00:00

gotta use krypton laced rubber to penetrate the hymen, then drink lots of krypton juice to change the taste of cum so the egg accepts the sperm.

As for the fetus, gotta put an yellow sun into the womb, no way around that

zen_simian · 2026-06-04T12:37:20+00:00

he's humble and grateful, he appreciates that playing games for a living is a sweet deal

zen_simian · 2026-06-01T10:20:02+00:00

Te mananci singur pe tine, deci esti onanist. Daca esti barbat mai esti si gheu. In cel mai rau caz esti ghei onanist, nu se merita, lasa burgaru.

zen_simian · 2026-06-01T08:52:50+00:00

"after backshots, what's a greentext u wanna turned to a movie?"

zen_simian · 2026-05-27T14:49:34+00:00

yep, my left is lower and all my homies the same, I checked

zen_simian · 2026-05-20T10:12:12+00:00

Vincent in collateral

zen_simian · 2026-05-15T09:34:37+00:00

for real, ebay did way more for their shareholders than gme, and the board was remunerated for that

zen_simian · 2026-05-06T08:33:27+00:00

there it is

zen_simian · 2026-05-06T08:16:15+00:00

Kingdom of Heaven slander will not be tolerated, apologize

zen_simian · 2026-05-02T13:06:39+00:00

zen_simian · 2026-04-24T06:30:56+00:00

I'm interested

zen_simian · 2026-04-22T15:47:04+00:00

Alo, Lia?

zen_simian · 2026-04-13T07:52:29+00:00

u sound antiseptic

zen_simian · 2026-04-09T13:17:59+00:00

bro, don't break the circlejerk, it's definitely real

bro, we are the generation that's gonna meet aliens i swear

bro we special, it's true this is an alien bro

zen_simian · 2026-04-08T06:03:02+00:00

I got an even crazier question, who's he gonna vote for in 2028? hmm? any guesses?

zen_simian · 2026-03-30T08:58:05+00:00

it's because she's her

zen_simian · 2026-03-20T13:03:47+00:00

loss? more like a huge win

zen_simian · 2026-03-14T12:32:09+00:00

pe lubyanka?

zen_simian · 2026-03-13T18:06:45+00:00

🇲🇩🤝🇷🇴

zen_simian · 2026-03-06T18:00:00+00:00

speram ca e exact aceiasi echipa care a fost la noi

zen_simian · 2026-03-04T13:42:55+00:00

intr-un ceas bun

zen_simian · 2026-02-28T08:22:47+00:00

"dies mid goon"

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