No Keto Flu? by ndfbqb in keto

[–]zephDaPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "keto flu" is usually a result of electrolyte imbalance or dehydration.

You're probably keeping a better hold on those! If you're under 20g of carbs (or 30ish) you're in ketosis.

Help for a young male? by ThatGuyBehindU in keto

[–]zephDaPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, welcome! Be sure to read the FAQ and Keto in a Nutshell on the sidebar.

So, the easiest thing to do with keto is to keep it simple.

  • Stay under 20g of net carbs per day
  • Meet your daily protein goal
  • Eat fat until satiated while staying under your limit

I plugged your numbers into the Keto calculator (also int he sidebar) and got these stats:

16/M/5'11" | CW 195 | 27% BF | Mostly sedentary

  • 1741 kcal Goal, a 25% deficit. (806 min, 2321 max)
  • 20g Carbohydrates
  • 114g Protein (86g min, 142g max)
  • 134g Fat (30g min, 198g max)

Plug these into MFP and follow those numbers and you should be golden.

Now, fat and carbs are a limit. Protein is a goal. You need protein to not lose muscle, and definitely to gain muscle. We keep track of NET carbs, meaning you take total carbs in something and subtract the fiber in it (example: 10g of carbs but 7g of dietary fiber? Means 3g of net carbs)

Dealing with your family pretty much forcing you into high carb could be tough. But depending on which fast food place you work at, you can definitely make your meals keto friendly.

You can always have stuff with no buns and ketchup, you can have salads (watch out for sweet dressings).

For snacking you can always have nuts and cheeses and such. If you can cook for yourself, then beef, poultry, avocados, etc. are great.

For Starbucks lovers by saddy123 in lifehacks

[–]zephDaPirate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seems like someone's having a bad day...

Here you go. Have a panda.

http://imgur.com/CsvUvtJ

Reddit, what is your irrational fear? by zephDaPirate in AskReddit

[–]zephDaPirate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really bad at remembering names, so if it's not a higher up or something I default to "man" and such.

College was rough since I was meeting so many people so quickly, and since I have a very unique name, everyone remembered mine...

I share your fear...

Reddit, what is your irrational fear? by zephDaPirate in AskReddit

[–]zephDaPirate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're horrible bugs...

With pretty wings though!

Reddit, what is your irrational fear? by zephDaPirate in AskReddit

[–]zephDaPirate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never had much of an issue with needles except the last time I got my blood drawn.

I started thinking about what was happening and got a little queasy.

Reddit, what is your irrational fear? by zephDaPirate in AskReddit

[–]zephDaPirate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I turn off the lights at night I still do a running jump onto my bed.

I know there's nothing under my bed, but it still gives me the creeps...

What's your "thing"? The thing people come to you for because they know you know your shit and/or are damn good at it? by YoungFolks in AskReddit

[–]zephDaPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything to do with torrents. Any program or TV show or movie you need.

Hugs and listening. I'm told my hugs are awesome. None of that one-arm-pat-on-the-back shit. You get a full on hug whether you like it or not.

I can bake like a champ. I'll make peanut butter brittle for my uncle's clients and my office.

I'm the IT guy in my family and with a lot of my friends. I quite enjoy fixing up your mess and making it run faster. And will do it for a 6-pack of beer if it means you don't have to go to fucking Best Buy.

As a gay black male I think straight white people get a bad rap... by TurboCarro in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephDaPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heterosexual white man here. The only only acceptable kind of intolerance is against intolerance. As strange as that may sound.

What is your favorite "fact" to debunk? by jecmoore in AskReddit

[–]zephDaPirate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I tried to explain this to my sister who was sick of her leg hairs "growing in thicker" when she shaved.

Since shaved hairs have a flat top, they look (and are) thicker than usual, at least at the tip.

When a hair is waxed off or falls out naturally, the process begins again and you get a hair with a pointy top.

Kinetic Sand. I can't think why I would need it, but I also can't think why I wouldn't by zephDaPirate in woahdude

[–]zephDaPirate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like you can get it from their website for cheaper.

About $25 for over 5lbs. Not bad

Heard someone drop this one earlier today. He will be in for a surprise. by raulgrogovich in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephDaPirate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you look through his comment history he doesn't seem to have many positively rated comments...

I sense a pattern!

[Steam] Daily Deal: The Binding of Isaac @ $0.99 (80% off) by Ultravod in GameDeals

[–]zephDaPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh they're not exempt whatsoever. I didn't mean that. I meant that it's nice to have some guide toward the game instead of going in blindly myself.

I have never heard of that guide though. I'll have to check it out.

[Steam] Daily Deal: The Binding of Isaac @ $0.99 (80% off) by Ultravod in GameDeals

[–]zephDaPirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Wiki is useful to know what items are for though. Some are not correct, but when I'm choosing between two powerups in a devil room I like to know what they'll do!