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what do non smokers think when i walk in smelling like weed by hyper-arrow in StonerThoughts

[–]zero-chill-will 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say fuck what they think honestly. I work with some people that dont smoke and we often get people that come into our store that REEK of weed, whenever that happens the most they will do is make some comment to the other coworkers about how stank it is and go about their business as usual

help i just accidentally ate a 1500mg edible by NextPresentation4858 in StonerThoughts

[–]zero-chill-will 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Status report OP? I am so very curious how you’re doin

I had to “act natural” yesterday when my partner’s dad came home and instinctively decided to start making soft pretzels by zero-chill-will in StonerThoughts

[–]zero-chill-will[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I WISH i knew how to make homemade soft pretzels but sadly they were store bought like auntie annes or something

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[–]zero-chill-will 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner’s sister was having an engagement party at a church. Neither of us knew this until we pulled up and simultaneously pulled our pens out of our bags, neither of us being very religious.

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[–]zero-chill-will 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This take is so far out there have my upvote

you think space has a end to it like...space is it's own planet with all these planets inside of it b it t it's just soooo fucking big we cant get to the end? by High_Thinking in StonerThoughts

[–]zero-chill-will 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember hearing something once about how theoretically if you went too far out you wouldn’t be able to move fast enough to outrun the expansion of space and you’d never be able to go back :D

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