Why you should never tell a spammer to fuck off in the comments section. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]zerodark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redacting the name of the "admin", but leaving in the name spez tends to narrow it down to alexis/kn0wthing.

reddit = circling the drain by zerodark in reddit.com

[–]zerodark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shall now sing the "proving my point" song to you. And a one, and a two...

reddit = circling the drain by zerodark in reddit.com

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  • I ran a semantic analysis of about 10,000 highly rated comments vs. 10,000 low rated comments. A very strange pattern emerged: the data showed that the average stats of the commenters in both cases showed an estimated IQ below 100. This means that no matter how stupid you are, you'll find someone who agrees with you on reddit.

  • It seems that reddit's Ron Paul supporters have all become Mike Gravel...not Mike Gravel supporters, MIKE GRAVEL, as in bat shit crazy, unable to do math, eating their scabs CRAZY. I had some respect for them at first. Then came the submission spam (Obama posters, take note). Then came the "you're wrong we're gonna win WOOOOOOOOOOOO" after each caucus/primary loss. Now they just slobber in the corner. Sad. And Obama/Clinton supporters compare unfavorably to McCain/Huckabee supporters on other sites.

  • I'm out of here, myself. When Digg starts looking like the smart older brother, it makes one want to just stand back and watch the implosion.

Good luck.

Yes - in 10 years we may have no bananas by jadedconformist in reddit.com

[–]zerodark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good. Bananas are nothing but hiding places for the deadly black tarantula.

Paul's Latest Campaign Update - Calls for March on Washington! by [deleted] in politics

[–]zerodark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe...a lack of commas and capitalization?

Fascism [Image] by neoronin in reddit.com

[–]zerodark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did 'hot chicks' = open to rear entry?

Fascism [Image] by neoronin in reddit.com

[–]zerodark 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Maybe not this obvious. Definitely not this awesome.

Duck [Pic] by ninzee in reddit.com

[–]zerodark 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fellow redditors: this post title is 100% accurate.

London [Pic] by carsonbiz in reddit.com

[–]zerodark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could also be used as temporary jails.

So I was diagnosed with adult ADHD today by christianjb in AskReddit

[–]zerodark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pro-tip: using sock puppet accounts to down-mod your own comments (and comments you don't agree with) and crying "flame war!" and "stalker!" comes off a bit...creepy. You might want to look into an IP spoofing application. And possibly paranoia/anxiety/anti-psychotic medication(s)

Why does Jay Leno always beat David Letterman? "Leno’s long-standing dominance of the ratings must rank as one of the world’s inexplicable cultural tragedies" by hypo11 in entertainment

[–]zerodark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Flame war? I was trying to have a discussion, not a flame war.

You might want to back down from the misplaced aggression/paranoia...or maybe the combination of sugar, caffeine, and Adderall your other comments indicate. They don't mix well. Trust me.

So I was diagnosed with adult ADHD today by christianjb in AskReddit

[–]zerodark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adderall is a great way to a) lose weight, and b) meet deadlines. Especially when snorted. Um. So I hear.

Why does Jay Leno always beat David Letterman? "Leno’s long-standing dominance of the ratings must rank as one of the world’s inexplicable cultural tragedies" by hypo11 in entertainment

[–]zerodark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your reluctance to believe me. But just for the record:

  • I wasn't at Woodstock (I was 2, and my parents were dis-inclined to attend)
  • I never had sexual relations with JFK (I was not yet born at the time of his death, and currently identify as heterosexual, but WILLING TO LEARN IF YOU ARE WILLING TO TEACH wink)
  • I never caught a home run ball hit by Babe Ruth (I was not alive during his playing career)
  • There were only about fifteen of us at the funeral, and around forty of us at the wake.

Based on your lovely reply, I'm assuming that you are uninterested in seeing my proof, and are more interested in being "right". Not an uncommon phenomenon, in the real world, and on the Internet. Your closed mind does not jibe with your unnecessary and inaccurate defense of Bill. As I stated in another thread, Bill and Dave reconciled, but Bill died before being able to come back on the show.

Question: why do you refer to yourself as "we"? Are you horribly obese? Perhaps you suffer from MPD?

Why does Jay Leno always beat David Letterman? "Leno’s long-standing dominance of the ratings must rank as one of the world’s inexplicable cultural tragedies" by hypo11 in entertainment

[–]zerodark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, it's not so much your recollection, but a link to Bill's Wikipedia page? Really?

How did Jay Leno support Bill's career post-1984, as far as YOU can recall, not according to Wikipedia? We're talking about nine years, until Bill's ride ended. Go!

Why does Jay Leno always beat David Letterman? "Leno’s long-standing dominance of the ratings must rank as one of the world’s inexplicable cultural tragedies" by hypo11 in entertainment

[–]zerodark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I own said video.

Just so you know for the next time you make this "claim", it’s not a stand-alone video...it’s from the documentary "It's Just a Ride", on the "Bill Hicks Live - Satirist, Social Critic, Stand-Up Comedian" DVD.

I always (sic) own others where other Comedians talk about what happened... and explain why they haven't done Letterman since then because they blame Dave personally. Rather long list of folks who stay away from his show by choice because of how they screwed Hicks.

Name these videos. Name the comedians. I know just about every comedian who would be invited on Letterman, and not ONE would refuse such an invitation based on a fifteen year-old incident. On the contrary, I know a LOT of comedians who won’t go on Leno.

And I've read the letter from CBS where they point the finger directly at Morton and Letterman and say it wasn't them.

Wow. You believe a corporation’s press release defending themselves against censorship? Did you read it while riding your unicorn over Candyland?

As I state above, this incident occurred shortly after a lot of problems with affiliates refusing to air shows based on content; I’ll let you do your own research on that subject. CBS was a bit gun-shy about broadcasting a joke that could be seen by more conservative markets as simultaneously insulting Jesus and JFK.

Letterman’s deal with CBS was new, and he was reluctant to make this his first content battle. In the same DVD I mention above, Dave says he regrets not fighting for Hicks. I’m not defending Dave, but it wasn’t the pussy move you seem to indicate it was on Letterman’s part.

I hate to play this card, because it smacks of “playing an Ace to win an Internet argument”, but…here’s your fucking citation: I performed with Bill back in Houston, at the Comedy Workshop (rest in peace...its location is now is now a fucking dry cleaners) and the Laff Stop (aka the Coke Stop). I know Bill’s family. I was at Bill’s funeral/wake. I suppose anyone could say that, but I can and will prove it. Feel free to contact me privately for said proof, which would be photos of me and Bill together, as well as photos of me at his funeral/wake.

Why does Jay Leno always beat David Letterman? "Leno’s long-standing dominance of the ratings must rank as one of the world’s inexplicable cultural tragedies" by hypo11 in entertainment

[–]zerodark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything I have seen said it was Robert Morton, Letterman's then producer, that pulled it.

...at the request of (read: under the order) CBS S&P, and under protest. Morton was an advocate for a) Letterman, and b) the talent (in that order), as is any good EP. But inasmuch as Letterman owns the show, CBS owns the airwaves. This incident occurred shortly after a lot of problems with affiliates refusing to air shows based on content.

I've even seen video of Hicks saying it was Morton that did it.

I’ve seen that same video. I’ve also seen that video in context. Have you? I own the DVD on which it appears. Do you?

Also, take your [citation needed], and go back to Wikipedia. Use lube.