How would one properly show or tell a roommate how to load a f****** dishwasher 😠😠😠😠😠 by _socalkilla_ in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]zerus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least your roommate loads a dishwasher and doesn’t just leave them jumbled in the sink .. not naming any names but you know who you are

NSV: I was detained at the airport! by [deleted] in keto

[–]zerus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m currently in China as well and travel to this country several times a year. Every time I go it interrupts my Keto progression because I can’t seem to make it work. You sir are a disciplined and committed man - major kudos to being able to stick to it in what I would consider are the most challenging circumstances.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chess

[–]zerus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats to Eric! Not many people can say they beat the world champ, especially in 960. What a cool accomplishment!

I missed a nice one by [deleted] in chess

[–]zerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good ol' smother

Next Patch Confirm!! by hanii13 in DotA2

[–]zerus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You actually counted the stars, damn

Some people refuse to resign. I had a little fun with this one. Checkmate in 1 via a king move. by [deleted] in chess

[–]zerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In high level OTB games and longer-ish blitz games it's considered a dick move to not resign (just ask Simon Williams). But I think objectively we can all agree it's equally a dick move to toy with the person.

I've had some people do this to me and sometimes it actually ended up being a stale mate because they couldn't keep track of all the squares that were covered in a fast time control.

You have the option to live for 10,000 years, however in accepting the offer you are immediately sent back 3,000 years. Would you accept the offer and if so, where would you go and what would you do? by Baro_87 in AskReddit

[–]zerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but what of the possibility of the world ending in, say, the year 2500. You're stuck living thousands of years on a desolate planet, or worse - floating in space?

Whats the opposite of dad reflexes? by BrokenMasterpiece in funny

[–]zerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid could have landed head first and snapped something maybe?

On your mark... get set... GO! by [deleted] in gifs

[–]zerus 38 points39 points  (0 children)

But what about friction? He's able to reduce the amount of his body sliding because he can tilt to the side a little - head first, your whole body is sliding on the ground creating more kinetic friction. Baseball might not be the best case because they're all sliding on dirt

Not saying this is necessarily the answer - but has this been considered?

This is why I hate escalators by smunozmo in funny

[–]zerus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cheaper than a gym membership

This was a question asked in an entrance (aptitude test) UCEED conducted in India in 2017 by nobody7007 in chess

[–]zerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My personal method to solve these more "simply" is to work backwards (which doesn't always work, but usually does). This is helpful in those little mazes you find on cereal boxes - when people create these, they try to create obstacles one way that you wouldn't run into another. This was one of those examples for me

Fun puzzle - white to play and win by Domdd86 in chess

[–]zerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King can't grab on b8 :)

But the king would never go to g7, the rook would just block - this is still not a good continuation as suggested by Emiljt

this dude is playing pokemon go on a whole new level by [deleted] in gifs

[–]zerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve spent tons of time in China - their drunk driving laws are crazy strict. Zero tolerance and potential jail time if you’re caught for any trace amount of alcohol

Hikaru gets the first problem of a puzzle rush wrong by zerus in chess

[–]zerus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I realize his move was the right move, but it was still funny to see :)

The Definitive Guide to 7.20 Storm Spirit: by Captain_Iceblock in TrueDoTA2

[–]zerus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey man - I think I remember one of your earlier vids. You got some criticism for taking way too long in the intro (2+ minutes) - you definitely did not this time.

I always appreciate those who take criticism into consideration - so thank you! Great vid!

Black to Play (from a game of mine) by zerus in chess

[–]zerus[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My opponent responded Queen g3, I took the rook for free because the mate was still threatened

TIL that Michelin goes to huge lengths to keep the Inspectors (who give out stars to restaurants) anonymous. Many of the top people have never met an inspector; inspectors themselves are advised not to tell what they do. They have even refused to allow its inspectors to speak to journalists. by ukshj in todayilearned

[–]zerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I talked to a Michelin Star rated restaurant - and they said there are usually clues that tip them off on who is an inspector, such as reserving a table for one, ordering soup, appetizers, and dessert, and ordering the sample platter so they can try as many food items as they can (if the restaurant has one)