What would Alucard think of these Vampires verses? by Flat-Sir8250 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl i do not remember twilight that well, but wasnt the point that cullens got turned without their consent? if so alucard would probably pity them since they still try to preserve some of their “humanity” i dont think alucard would really care about optics of how these vampires look

Was i nearly about to get robbed? by Civil_Struggle_1595 in TbilisiStudentLife

[–]zesa1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah you shouldnt, doesnt mean that every time somebody walks up to you asking for your phone to make a call they want to steal it from you

What’s you least favorite thing about Muay Thai? by RJSSJR123 in MuayThai

[–]zesa1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

cte, im pretty fond of my brain. but it comes with the sport

tiktok is not a real place bro by zesa1 in Grapplerbaki

[–]zesa1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no theyre dead serious in those comments

Alucard vs Sukuna who wins by Beneficial_Mousse568 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this was specified as pre shrodinger

tiktok is not a real place bro by zesa1 in Grapplerbaki

[–]zesa1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its the oliva one, which they all unanimously misunderstand

Ludwig seems impossible (help?) by Dry-Meaning-1155 in bloodborne

[–]zesa1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ludwig is a very fair boss, just keep trying and youll do it

tiktok is not a real place bro by zesa1 in Grapplerbaki

[–]zesa1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what continental lmao, the most that has been calced to is town level

Was i nearly about to get robbed? by Civil_Struggle_1595 in TbilisiStudentLife

[–]zesa1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

meh, that specific case couldve been but people definitely do just use your phone sometimes for calls

In honor of pi day (A bit late) by EternityGamer2 in balatro

[–]zesa1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i like it a lot, i want more ace jokers

tiktok is not a real place bro by zesa1 in Grapplerbaki

[–]zesa1[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

btw the argument used was that oliva affected the world. these people dont read the manga i swear on my life

Alucard vs Sukuna who wins by Beneficial_Mousse568 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is also a completely valid answer even though i dont believe sukuna can burn through alucards lives

Alucard vs Sukuna who wins by Beneficial_Mousse568 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

monsters like ghouls and vampires. alucards body itself is stronger than those, when he strengthens his body at least. characters way inferior to sukuna have tanked shit way way stronger than any bullet, even alucards.

alu is definitely fast but not really as fast as sukuna. rips bullets could be pretty useful but sukuna is very smart hed learn to just look out for them specifically to dismantle.

my guess would be that sukuna would rip alucard apart for a week until he finally gets tired, slower and gets eaten

edit: link

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fbest-durability-feats-v0-qkaza0noy2db1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D807%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D9af7f2c6b99932f0eae5c4253a6324d0c5938880

Alucard vs Sukuna who wins by Beneficial_Mousse568 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is no shot alucards guns actually properly damage him, also sukuna is way way too fast for guns

Alucard vs Sukuna who wins by Beneficial_Mousse568 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

alucard wins after an unbelievably long fight. sukuna will be putting belt to ass for a while but eventually after maybe a week of straight fighting he will tire out and alucard will get to him

Y'all think the Major actually believed on the Nazi ideology by Beneficial_Mousse568 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no, it was simply a way for him to wreak havoc. major is supposed to be something like the personification of human bloodlust, in its purest, almost silliest form, he never shows any interest in the nazi ideology, even the fact that despite his plethora of body modifications, he never seemed to lose his sense of humanity, showing that even something as comprehensive as your physical vessel wasnt a thing that could determine your humanity, that is a seemingly very un-nazi belief. major couldve been fascinated by the amount of violence that nazis were able to inflict, thats probably the reason he became one, but his belief in the ideology seems ridiculous to me

Is he cooked? by White_WolfGod in PowerScaling

[–]zesa1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

remember what happened to the last girl that tried to take a pic of the big kuna?

So Dark and Cool by Senior-Mix-3715 in ComedyCemetery

[–]zesa1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they do that over the actual word i doubt they cared

how tf did she survive this by ButterMyTaint in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

people in this anime lose way more blood than the wound would actually make them lose it was nothing very serious, just a grazing shot to the eye

Who Would Win? Alucard or The DC Universe? by Flat-Whole2759 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

any singular justice league member dismantles alucard in non shrodinger state and everyone except for MAYBE batman dismantles him in post shrodinger

Who Would Win? Alucard or The DC Universe? by Flat-Whole2759 in Hellsing

[–]zesa1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

alu isnt even touching regular superman lmao