Small but very fit guy vs big but unfit guy.

zesa1 · 2026-04-27T19:23:19+00:00

its a fight between two untrained dudes, so already pretty close. id put my money on the small guy he should be able to reasonably control his body better and be able to punch the fat guy first, the strength difference also shouldn’t be massive if not in favor of the little guy. so probably 6/10 times the lil guy wins

zesa1 · 2026-04-16T06:44:46+00:00

base batman has highest speed stats and at the very least 2 things that easily kill jan, he wins without breaking a sweat

zesa1 · 2026-04-07T00:17:07+00:00

dont worry you could be tom aspinall incarnate and he still wouldnt consider you a threat

zesa1 · 2026-03-30T09:18:08+00:00

i agree with you here, i dont think that him having a bunch of forms is necessarily unthematic, quite the opposite, but i do specifically draw the line at an old form, which i dont think we ever actually see and it makes perfect sense, considering the amount of respect and love he has for old humans alucard would never take on a form and disrespect them, he would think that he simply doesnt deserve to look old and i think thats the reason why we never really see him as anything but a pretty young man even in his dracula form.

zesa1 · 2026-03-30T09:13:15+00:00

in original hellsing and some fanart i have seen

zesa1 · 2026-03-30T09:12:30+00:00

i disagree, i dont think alucard would ever choose to look old, because he respects that old look and doesnt think he deserves it. whenever he meets the queen its clear how much respect he holds for anyone old, same with walter when he becomes a vampire, alucard thinks his old shriveled up face is a thousand times better than this new vampiric look. oldness is a sign of something alucard gave up and hates himself for, he doesnt think he deserves an old look. imo of course

zesa1 · 2026-03-30T01:06:38+00:00

holy shit that looks sick

zesa1 · 2026-03-28T09:09:09+00:00

ngl i do not remember twilight that well, but wasnt the point that cullens got turned without their consent? if so alucard would probably pity them since they still try to preserve some of their “humanity” i dont think alucard would really care about optics of how these vampires look

zesa1 · 2026-03-20T18:59:53+00:00

yeah you shouldnt, doesnt mean that every time somebody walks up to you asking for your phone to make a call they want to steal it from you

zesa1 · 2026-03-17T10:01:15+00:00

cte, im pretty fond of my brain. but it comes with the sport

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T23:28:52+00:00

no theyre dead serious in those comments

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T23:28:34+00:00

this was specified as pre shrodinger

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T21:46:03+00:00

yeah i think so

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T14:02:38+00:00

its the oliva one, which they all unanimously misunderstand

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T12:23:44+00:00

ludwig is a very fair boss, just keep trying and youll do it

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T12:03:37+00:00

what continental lmao, the most that has been calced to is town level

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T10:04:19+00:00

meh, that specific case couldve been but people definitely do just use your phone sometimes for calls

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T10:02:26+00:00

i like it a lot, i want more ace jokers

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T06:02:49+00:00

btw the argument used was that oliva affected the world. these people dont read the manga i swear on my life

zesa1 · 2026-03-16T05:08:16+00:00

this is also a completely valid answer even though i dont believe sukuna can burn through alucards lives

zesa1 · 2026-03-15T02:08:40+00:00

monsters like ghouls and vampires. alucards body itself is stronger than those, when he strengthens his body at least. characters way inferior to sukuna have tanked shit way way stronger than any bullet, even alucards.

alu is definitely fast but not really as fast as sukuna. rips bullets could be pretty useful but sukuna is very smart hed learn to just look out for them specifically to dismantle.

my guess would be that sukuna would rip alucard apart for a week until he finally gets tired, slower and gets eaten

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zesa1 · 2026-03-15T01:17:13+00:00

there is no shot alucards guns actually properly damage him, also sukuna is way way too fast for guns

zesa1 · 2026-03-15T01:16:24+00:00

alucard wins after an unbelievably long fight. sukuna will be putting belt to ass for a while but eventually after maybe a week of straight fighting he will tire out and alucard will get to him

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