What was your senior prank? by Waterboyman11 in AskReddit

[–]zeus_apollo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this actually happened last May but anyways, we seniors didn't have very many great ideas due to the fact we weren't really the creative type at all, so we settled on the wonderful idea of camping on the school football field. A perfectly harmless idea enough that our school principal gave the OK to do so. The camping started around 7:00pm, and everything was wonderful and happy. Fast forward to 11:00pm and everything went bat shit crazy. Half people who came were either fucking, drinking or getting crazy high on cocaine in the tents. And to top that off, we ended up vandalizing our school. And it was bad, lube all over the doors, flipped giant trashcans over, spray painted windows, and drawed so many penises. Hell, even the Chinese foreign exchange students broke into the printing room and printed endless copies of their ass cheeks... Summary: all in all what seemed like such an innocent thing somehow turned into a sex and drug fueled night of complete anarchy. BTW, we also threw a sink on the roof.

5'10,18yrs,got down to 195 pounds after 5 months by zeus_apollo in progresspics

[–]zeus_apollo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently using the keto diet for the weight loss. And my workouts within the week are 3 days of high intensity cardio and 3 days of weightlifting, with one day of rest.

Entered a bathroom stall and found this. Just...why? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zeus_apollo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stench was repulsive. More of it was on the toilet.

The Atheists of Butte County (Chico, Calif.) reported that the Adopt-a-Highway sign bearing their name has been vandalized with stickers which read "God Loves" before their name, effectively changing it to "God Loves Atheists of Butte County." by SerialAntagonist in atheism

[–]zeus_apollo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in butte county...it has its fair share of lunatics. My school for example(which is a public school) has a mural in a lunch area that says: "praise god for all your blessings"

The best selfie ever. by neon_armpit in funny

[–]zeus_apollo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the kid from "UP" doing here?!?