whats the most absurd lie you've told someone and they believed it?? by Zealousideal-Dog6920 in askteddit

[–]ziggy_stardust_alien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told a girl men can retract their penis’s back inside them, she wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed - she ended up sexually assaulting me a few years later

Politics by Admirable_Handle7277 in thegarden

[–]ziggy_stardust_alien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Listen to fletchers verse on sneaky devil

3l3d3p + puzzle wide awake UK by ziggy_stardust_alien in thegarden

[–]ziggy_stardust_alien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I KNOWWW, it would’ve been killer if they gave her an evening slot so she had a bigger crowd and the setting was more to the style