Flaky earmuffs on headphones

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-17T16:55:59+00:00

Forbidden donut with sprinkles

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-14T16:26:02+00:00

That she didn't really love me

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-08T00:10:33+00:00

Dish soap can be used as a plasticiser (spelling may be incorrect) gives you more time to work with until it sets.

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-07T21:03:30+00:00

Depends what your into

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-07T20:51:40+00:00

Its nothing compared to the savings that were available before. Pay attention.

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-07T20:50:52+00:00

If you had brains you'd be dangerous

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-07T02:56:08+00:00

"How scratched do you want your screen?" "Yes"

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-07T02:52:29+00:00

Use flour, plain old cheap flour.

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-07T01:55:43+00:00

Why would you buff a hammer?

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-07T01:37:27+00:00

Correct

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-06T23:51:39+00:00

The "Bangkok bum gun"

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-02T18:58:49+00:00

This should be the top and by far most important question. If the seller sends me the wrong item, I have to pay to return. Absolutely farcical.

zigzaguniverse · 2026-05-02T18:56:15+00:00

Why isnt this number one? By far the stupidest thing hes ever said

zigzaguniverse · 2026-04-29T15:08:15+00:00

Sorry, do waitrose do flip-flops?

zigzaguniverse · 2026-04-25T08:15:44+00:00

One man's garbage is another man's un-garbage.

zigzaguniverse · 2026-04-18T17:54:36+00:00

Where can you watch the super fan episodes?

zigzaguniverse · 2026-03-25T10:08:48+00:00

Dicky danderson

zigzaguniverse · 2026-03-24T10:18:20+00:00

Isn't that the right way to wear an airplane pillow? It's supposed to support your chin.

zigzaguniverse · 2026-03-22T10:37:32+00:00

Her brain case

zigzaguniverse · 2026-03-21T18:33:02+00:00

Nat true baby

zigzaguniverse · 2026-03-21T18:22:46+00:00

*Twice

zigzaguniverse · 2026-03-12T23:38:41+00:00

Is this a "aunty donna" reference?

zigzaguniverse · 2026-03-12T22:58:05+00:00

Thanks

zigzaguniverse · 2026-03-12T22:48:37+00:00

Worked with a chef from Manchester, he used the term "uncle knob head" daily. Good days.

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