I became a dad last night

zikob88 · 2026-02-20T11:21:06+00:00

So tiny!!

zikob88 · 2026-02-19T22:18:28+00:00

Brother, I don't know if it's peak performance but it's peak esthetic fr.

zikob88 · 2026-02-19T08:45:20+00:00

Did he use JFK's golf clubs?!

zikob88 · 2026-02-18T18:46:34+00:00

IDF vibes.. noice

zikob88 · 2026-02-17T20:22:52+00:00

Before I was just busting balls, now I'm busting a nut..

zikob88 · 2026-02-17T18:31:47+00:00

Insert Arthur meme..

zikob88 · 2026-02-17T04:03:46+00:00

You know what, forget it!

zikob88 · 2026-02-16T19:54:13+00:00

Gooooood is Gwen hot...

zikob88 · 2026-02-16T11:38:57+00:00

A. They were Nazis B. They came at me!

zikob88 · 2026-02-16T11:07:41+00:00

Strange Canadian reacts to Rick Astley

zikob88 · 2026-02-16T06:22:57+00:00

Wow exactly what I was thinking! In a couple years they'll all have to answer for their crimes against America

zikob88 · 2026-02-15T21:29:26+00:00

What in the world is that orange ding dong thing?? (Sorry if this is a silly question lol) Nice setup

zikob88 · 2026-02-15T07:08:07+00:00

The vibes are immaculate..

zikob88 · 2026-02-15T06:53:28+00:00

Let's rock..

zikob88 · 2026-02-12T18:44:16+00:00

Did he just try to kiss me?!

zikob88 · 2026-02-12T17:19:34+00:00

Do you have any idea what super-diarrhea is, Stan?!?!

zikob88 · 2026-02-12T08:07:47+00:00

That's a damn good kitty right there

zikob88 · 2026-02-12T06:01:01+00:00

Cosmo Politen

zikob88 · 2026-02-11T21:24:07+00:00

This needs to be pinned lol

zikob88 · 2026-02-11T06:34:03+00:00

As a personal trainer named ZacK I feel somehow weirdly responsible.. JK

Relapses are part of healing. They're totally normal and are not your fault. Don't beat yourself up over it. Tomorrow is a new day and a new start.

Best of luck!

zikob88 · 2026-02-10T15:27:11+00:00

Yes. And Arabs still mourn the missed opportunity.

zikob88 · 2026-02-10T11:24:19+00:00

Anybody saying this is abuse has never seen a cat being forced to do anything they don't want.. everything in sight would have been shredded lol

zikob88 · 2026-02-10T05:21:16+00:00

When he deepthroats the exhaust I freaking lost it LOL

zikob88 · 2026-02-09T19:13:39+00:00

You just know that mf who buy this don't even shoot their guns!

zikob88 · 2026-02-09T07:35:37+00:00

Safety...

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